“The perspective changed” It’s a moving platform….

I can’t man…. Watching this is like watching someone with only one side of their brain working

I have a brand new kitten and he saw a bird flying towards the window and he tracked and predicted it to where it would fly in a straight line (wall in the way) and ran to where it would go if the bird didn't collide with an object. 8 week kitten smarter than dsp

WUHAPPEN?

Don't hurt yourself watching this dude play video games. He's basically the channel you clip, stitch and tell gamers what NOT to do. He's the worst at playing and reviewing games.

same guy

I'm always wondering if he's a genius by trolling us and playing a character because nobody is surely this daft aha.

This is how DSP looks

nah but fr why did he lose all momentum on that jump lmao

What irritates me more is how in the few clips I've seen, it's never "How did that happen" It's "DID YOU SEE THAT? YOU TOO SAW HOW BROKEN THIS GAME IS RIGHT GUYS?!"

They really should hook him to equipment as he plays to see if there is any brain activity at all.

I've seen so much DSP gameplay in my years of watching him, that I don't think anyone could convince me he has object permanence.

"I did nothing wrong" -Phail

This is actually really pathetic. His kneejerk reaction to give an excuse is preloaded so heavily he refuses to believe the things he sees

Hands down he has to be one of the worst people at gaming ever in humanity.

Sir, another DSP clip of him failing has been created.

@ThatBeing_Said It is a room full of moving platforms? What does he mean the perspective changed?

Have you seen that? They created a spacetime warping effect that changes perspective so platforms look closer than they really are! Devs: *drags platform on the X-axis* *also way in advance so you should see that coming*

"Did you see that" Yes mf'er! We saw that and the question is why the fuck didn't you? 🤣

Oh. my. god. This guy 😭 Kids this is a perfect example of loser mentality: shifting the blame on everything other than himself. If you want to improve at anything always think about what you yourself might've done/thought wrong and how to do it better next time.

I actually did have the perspective change in this game and it killed me lol nothing like what happened to Phil

I seriously get so bored of seeing this dude play every game and never admit when he just simply made a mistake. You just missed a jump its okay dawg we don’t need a whole speech about some made up “perspective change” if anything It was an optical illusion. Jfc.

How is this guy even watched, this has to be parody at this point. Only ever negative views, always doing stupid shit that tweaks the game out and then moans. Perpetual victim or successful troll.

…..

DSP makes 200k a year because the people obsessed with him can't resist watching his streams and spreading viral clips.

He claims to be a master gamer, but then he performs like this on average. I'm trying to determine if he's just trolling at this point or if he is actually this... mentally unwell for the lack of better terms.

@JustinWhang DSP I remember this guy

With every other tweet or post that I see of him, I get more and more convinced that he has to have some kind of metal problem. I cannot imagine him being this dumb by choice just for views, bad publicity, bad reputation and being ridiculed online. 😶

I know it isn't a character. But, fuck, he's an endless stream of entertainment. Every time he says the dumbest shit imaginable. He somehow will forever succeed at failing in the most unimaginable ways.

This guy just sucks at gaming. Even I make dumb mistakes but I don't make dumb excuses for them.

He has to be playing a character. There's no way someone is this dumb

Something about a 2d object getting bigger/smaller...