‘This is a warning, I guess.’

live footage of you- with a drivers licence- rocking up to venues

we’ll make a youtube series where i teach you to drive

Finally getting the unlocked car door to open and then looking expectantly at the instructor to see if you've passed your test 😅 Nice to see a bit of the old 'content' today. I've finally caught covid and it turns out I'm not a fan of it.

I learnt when I was older and scraped by - I was put off at school because I took an aptitude test when I was younger which advised me against “using tools”

Can you get your fans to get you from A to B? Road trip style?

Semi-professional driver to comedians available for hire. Please see @ChrissyD_Comedy for a reference and my actual boss to discuss compensation.

Also, if it makes you feel better, I got a chuckle from your twitter video so even probably very fed up, you kindness and tolerance shines through.

This is very intriguing because @watsoncomedian was in my dream last night. We were sat discussing where he could park his car at gigs. He said he liked to park by a doctors’ surgery so he can be ready if any fans have health problems. So yeah.

Just thinking of a different angle to keep you off the roads for the good of everyone, Mark. How about a BBC travelogue programme along the Michael Portillo route - 'Mark Watson's Shit Train Journeys'?

I'm sorry Mark - it is so incredibly frustrating. Let's just hope a change of government is within sight, who we can hope might invest properly in railways. But that doesn't help you in the slightest for this tour, I realise.