uber eats discounts now

idk 2 months ago they gave me straight up 30$ to use on the app

maybe it’s just a thing here but i get £5 to use on groceries now and again or something unhelpful like 15% off big orders over £60 so it’s like oh

a hammock of cake

They keep fucking with me I got a raw pie and burnt fish from my chippy order and they said “order matches what you recieved x”

Oh u definitely wide but no lies. It let me put 2 discounts for a grand total of -$1.49 like thats not even the delivery fee @Uber fuck you

Like if I don’t order seafood ever why they fuck am I getting offered a seafood coupon

It was more money when I put the discount on

i had uber one included with my debit card too so the only reason i would use it is the free delivery would make most things a lot more accessible but this week they geoblocked anywhere that isn’t a stones throw away so everything has £10 delivery and makes me using it redundant

i hate this video like they really played in her face

the way shes built like a gameshow host who just found out her prize budget got cut is so real honestly

u guys are getting discounts…? ^_^;

They charged me $20 Canadian dollars for the bullshit subscription i thought i canceled but no I just paused it they gave me no notice before it charged too💔💔

I unfortunately can’t find the screenshot as it was years ago and I’ve stuck to it. But my final time using UberEats was when I reported an issue and when it was incredibly poorly resolved all I was told was “Remember, you asked us for help, we didn’t offer it” Lyft only now.

miss that 70% off

Ordering those Uber Eats discounts through @0xndra feels as comforting as finding a twenty-dollar bill in your winter coat.

I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m trying my best.