VERY SAD NEWS!!

Sad to hear you passed and glad that you made it back. A journey that is apparently going to happen to all carnivores. Reincarnation is not fun 😭

This proves steak has the ability to bring people not only back to vitality, but to life.

Vote? Why yes. Automatically entered to vote Democrat. Don’t ask me why, dead men don’t ask questions 😂

Rest in protein, Dr. Baker.

Shawn- u asked if you truly died would you still be able to vote. The answer depends where you actually live. In some places you can vote for 10+ years after you truly die.

Shawn coming out of the cave ..

I was laughing at your response to this. You should really check with an “independent fact checker” just to verify if you are, indeed, dead.

Thinking of you and your family during this difficult time. If you don’t mind, please don’t vote democrat. I know you’re predisposed to it now that you’ve passed, but think of us still here and resist!

And this is why I check the obituary column first thing every morning. 🤣

Reincarnation normally takes some time and suffers often from past life amnesia. Maybe the carnivore diet accelerates the reincarnation cycle and solves the past life amnesia. Would be a nice extra feature. 😅