what happens when a Russian Hacker walks into a cafeteria?

The story was originally posted in Хакер, a Russian Hacker Zine in December of 2006. (sidenote, you should check out this magazine, they have some really neat art)

moral of the story: don't ignore Megaduck

Now I feel bad for the director, am concerned about all salt from any outside sources, and am generally in a bad mood. Thanks, Laurie.

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Solution to the problem: Serve salt in sealed disposable mini paper bags.

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I have a story: How a full-scale physical covert military operation was conducted by the signals intelligence agency against a student in south Sweden. Preventing from graduating cybersecurity-school when 2 courses left before graduation. This was done unprovoked. Injuries such as part of cracked ribs, damage to genitals, head injury and permanent tinnitus damage and was sent to mental hospital where lies where told in the report such as schizophrenia, antisocial personality disorder, dementia. The operations is still conducted daily to this day.

Day 256:

... Forgot to try bringing in a counterfeit salt shaker... Or leaving a counterfeit salt shaker on the table... It seems inherently deceptive people are the problem here.

Do you speak Russian?

@TelepathicPug Fascinating how the one causing all the problems is the one hypothesizing them to begin with.