LaurieWired

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researcher @google; serial complexity unpacker; https://t.co/Vl1seeNgYK ex @ msft & aerospace

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You’ve heard of DRAM, HBM, probably SRAM, but RDRAM…now that was a weird one. Famously used in the Sony PS2, its RDRAM had ~3x the bandwidth of your typical high end PC. If you want more memory bandwidth in a dense die, there’s (roughly) two things you can do. You can add many more wires (wide+close, like hbm). Or, you can make the wires faster and use less of them (narrow). Rambus, the creator of RDRAM, took the second bet. It was quite contrarian, but garnered some attention from Intel as well. The main issue, among others, is that RDRAM was expensive, AND high latency. For typical PC-style workloads, random access latency dominates, so it was a tough sell. Although the PS2 was a roaring success (high-bw streaming workloads made sense), it barely lasted ~3 years in the PC market. Like many ideas, Rambus+RDRAM was arguably just way, way too early. Today, CXL memory uses many of the same initial principles! If you think about a pin-efficient, high speed link, over longer distances…well, that’s kinda just CXL. Funnily enough, Rambus still exists, and is heavily involved in CXL memory controller IP these days!

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We take randomness for granted. Early PRNGs were BAD. Thousands of scientific papers used to rely on RANDU, created by IBM in the 1960s. In 1D space, it looks ok! Map in 3D…you start to see the issues. Now, there was a better solution...but it would cost you.

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I think we can salvage it

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Every year shopify makes a website tracking the massive surge in compute on black friday. Right now they are tracking ~45+ million Kafka requests per second, and about 88,000 gigabytes of data per minute. (it's also just a really cool website)

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It's hot out there today guys. Don't forget to keep your servers cool with a nice hose-down.

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Modern tech tends to focus on “more”. More data. More bandwidth. More compute. The best software engineering happens in the “less” sphere; codec engineering. Listen to this stream with 90% packet loss. The Opus Encoder team is cracked:

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Sharks love our undersea cables. Some suspect the weak, low-frequency fields attract sharks like distressed fish. Fiber optics are particularly tasty; AT&T expressed no incidents with “old [copper] cables”. In the 80s, telecoms called the incident Jaw's Syndrome.

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I promise this relates to RAM (you'll find out in my next video)

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Is your compiler a boy or a MAN? Created by Donald Knuth, it’s a test to check if recursion is implemented properly. Originally written in ALGOL 60, a precursor to C, but can adapt to nearly any language. It really stresses the stack and heap, pushing insane call depths:

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Absurd as it sounds, with smaller experiments it was completely worth it to: - Buy the book - Open a random page - Mark your starting point with a pen - Hand Type / Punch the data into cards

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Wanna know something wild? You can still reproduce a (similar) issue on modern systems. - Open a large file on notepad (not fullscreen) - Select text while scrolling down - Wiggle the mouse and notice the speed difference

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it's not every day you get to touch a Cray-2 supercomputer

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Of course, that fits nicely in 32-bit hardware. Only a few instructions. Apple put it in CarbonLib, FreeBSD also used it, and for a few decades it was kind of everywhere. A few years later they discovered that 48271 was a little better. Specifically, a bit more even on spectral tests up to 6 dimensions. It’s kind of funny that so few listened. FreeBSD was still using 16807 in rand() all the way until 2021! So if you ever see that constant in disassembled code…well now you know :) (side note: most rand() implementations moved on to other LCGs, or mersenne twisters and such…but it’s arguable that 16807 is still quite ubiquitous!) Original Paper if you’d like to read:

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This pokemon clone is stored inside a font. Yes, an actual font; think Times New Roman. As expected, it's playable anywhere you use fonts. A text document, code editor, etc. The full game takes about ~20 minutes to play, an hour if you find all the secrets. But how?

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someone built a Linux CPU scheduler that makes scheduling decisions based on planetary positions and zodiac signs it actually works haha:

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Modern DRAM is based on a brilliant design from IBM. But, we're still paying for a latency penalty that's existed since the 60s! In this video, I'm introducing my research project (Tailslayer) that immensely reduces p99.99 latency on traditional RAM! By implementing a hedged read strategy taking advantage of (undocumented!) channel scrambling offsets, I've gotten as much as 15x reductions in tail latency. The technique works across Intel, AMD, Graviton, DDR4, DDR5, x86, ARM, you name it. Check out the C++ lib I wrote, watch the video, and try it yourself!

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865,906 views • 6 months ago

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You play doom with a CPU. I play doom with CPU usage. we are not the same

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3,746,034 views • 2 years ago

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Programming Isn't Math, It's Linguistics. Compilers and Humans have the same problem. We're all terrible at understanding each other. Join me for some formal language theory, a lot of C++, and some "recreational" insults.

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984,816 views • 11 months ago

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This is gonna make Rust programmers angry. Reflection is one of the most powerful concepts in Computer Science. Unfortunately, not every programming language is blessed enough to have it. Timestamps: 00:00 Powerful Computers have No Security 03:07 Reverse Engineering is Program Surgery 04:55 The first .COM in History 06:56 The Least Private OS Ever Created 09:33 Rebooting, Never? 12:41 Reflection Tier List Ranking 16:13 C++ is getting COOL 18:22 Rust is…Rough 20:13 God-Tier Reflection 22:27 Blessing C++ with…Metadata? 26:44 Rebelling against the Machine

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192,621 views • 2 months ago

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Gen Z doesn't Understand Filesystems. It's not their fault. Apple's early abstraction of mobile data storage has caused...confusion to say the least. But what does the real iOS filesystem look like? As a researcher myself; it's kind of insanely complicated:

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491,025 views • 1 year ago

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This...is Programming Like a Fighter Pilot. A single unhandled exception destroyed a $500 million rocket in seconds. The F-35 wasn't going to make the same mistake. By carefully slicing C++, engineers created one of the strictest coding standards ever written.

LaurieWired

377,832 views • 10 months ago

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my 2025 predictions in computer science

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628,663 views • 1 year ago

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Fading out audio is one of the most CPU-intensive tasks you can possibly do! When numbers get really small, the number of CPU operations can explode 100-fold. In this LaurieWired video, we'll explore the IEEE 754 standard, the fight between Intel and DEC, and more!

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403,177 views • 1 year ago

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Open Source isn't going to help. There's a way to invisibly compromise all software. A perfect, self-replicating "sin" passed down for generations of compilers. It's not just theoretical, and Ken Thompson showed us how.

LaurieWired

264,920 views • 1 year ago

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having too much fun with my next video

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59,875 views • 2 months ago

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I love C++. It's the ultimate computer virus. Sometimes, Worse Is Better, New Jersey beats out MIT, and the dirt path always wins. The ghosts of these decisions still affect every operating system we use today! 00:00 The Dirt Path 01:00 A Third-Rate Computer Scientist 03:17 MIT vs New Jersey 05:49 The 100% Correctness Deathtrap 08:24 C++, the Ultimate Virus

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96,727 views • 4 months ago

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Telephone Hold music sounds really bad. Mostly because it’s mapping complex instruments to a human throat. Many phone lines these days use CELP, Code-Excited Linear Prediction algorithms. Music breaks down in weird ways when you turn a piano into…speech.

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Just built an MCP for Ghidra. Now basically any LLM (Claude, Gemini, local...) can Reverse Engineer malware for you. With the right prompting, it automates a ton of tedious tasks. One-shot markups of entire binaries with just a click. Open source, on Github now.

LaurieWired

286,621 views • 1 year ago

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ignore the rumors, computer science is still cool here's my predictions for 2026

LaurieWired

133,876 views • 8 months ago

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Merry Christmas everyone!

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159,223 views • 9 months ago

$What happens if we can't make another CPU...ever? How long would datacenters last? Does the Internet start to fracture? Of course, it's a hypothetical thought experiment. But it's interesting to think about:$

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What happens if we can't make another CPU...ever? How long would datacenters last? Does the Internet start to fracture? Of course, it's a hypothetical thought experiment. But it's interesting to think about:

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One of the best glimpses of chip fabrication comes from a music video. Such Great Heights from The Postal Service has some incredibly rare footage of wafer handling in Skywork’s RF power-amplifier fab. Filming inside (real) cleanrooms almost never happens.

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160,785 views • 10 months ago

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This music video can crash your computer. It even has its own CVE number (CVE-2022-38392). Janet Jackson’s “Rhythm Nation” contains specific resonant frequencies that cause errors on certain 5400rpm hard drives. Play at your own risk.

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216,956 views • 1 year ago

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can you guess which one is me? (hint I'm always the shortest)

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We take randomness for granted. Early PRNGs were BAD. Thousands of scientific papers used to rely on RANDU, created by IBM in the 1960s. In 1D space, it looks ok! Map in 3D…you start to see the issues. Now, there *was* a better solution...but it would cost you.

I think we can salvage it

Every year shopify makes a website tracking the massive surge in compute on black friday. Right now they are tracking ~45+ million Kafka requests per second, and about 88,000 gigabytes of data per minute. (it's also just a really cool website)

It's hot out there today guys. Don't forget to keep your servers cool with a nice hose-down.

Modern tech tends to focus on “more”. More data. More bandwidth. More compute. The best software engineering happens in the “less” sphere; codec engineering. Listen to this stream with 90% packet loss. The Opus Encoder team is cracked:

Sharks love our undersea cables. Some suspect the weak, low-frequency fields attract sharks like distressed fish. Fiber optics are particularly tasty; AT&amp;T expressed no incidents with “old [copper] cables”. In the 80s, telecoms called the incident Jaw's Syndrome.

I promise this relates to RAM (you'll find out in my next video)

Is your compiler a boy or a MAN? Created by Donald Knuth, it’s a test to check if recursion is implemented properly. Originally written in ALGOL 60, a precursor to C, but can adapt to nearly any language. It really stresses the stack and heap, pushing insane call depths:

Absurd as it sounds, with smaller experiments it was completely worth it to: - Buy the book - Open a random page - Mark your starting point with a pen - Hand Type / Punch the data into cards

Wanna know something wild? You can still reproduce a (similar) issue on modern systems. - Open a large file on notepad (not fullscreen) - Select text while scrolling down - Wiggle the mouse and notice the speed difference

it's not every day you get to touch a Cray-2 supercomputer

This pokemon clone is stored inside a font. Yes, an *actual* font; think Times New Roman. As expected, it's playable anywhere you use fonts. A text document, code editor, etc. The full game takes about ~20 minutes to play, an hour if you find all the secrets. But how?

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someone built a Linux CPU scheduler that makes scheduling decisions based on planetary positions and zodiac signs it actually works haha:

You play doom with a CPU. I play doom with CPU usage. we are not the same

Programming Isn't Math, It's Linguistics. Compilers and Humans have the same problem. We're all terrible at understanding each other. Join me for some formal language theory, a lot of C++, and some "recreational" insults.

Gen Z doesn't Understand Filesystems. It's not their fault. Apple's early abstraction of mobile data storage has caused...confusion to say the least. But what does the *real* iOS filesystem look like? As a researcher myself; it's kind of insanely complicated:

This...is Programming Like a Fighter Pilot. A single unhandled exception destroyed a $500 million rocket in seconds. The F-35 wasn't going to make the same mistake. By carefully slicing C++, engineers created one of the strictest coding standards ever written.

my 2025 predictions in computer science

Fading out audio is one of the most CPU-intensive tasks you can possibly do! When numbers get really small, the number of CPU operations can explode 100-fold. In this LaurieWired video, we'll explore the IEEE 754 standard, the fight between Intel and DEC, and more!

Open Source isn't going to help. There's a way to invisibly compromise all software. A perfect, self-replicating "sin" passed down for generations of compilers. It's not just theoretical, and Ken Thompson showed us how.

having too much fun with my next video

Telephone Hold music sounds really bad. Mostly because it’s mapping complex instruments to a human throat. Many phone lines these days use CELP, Code-Excited Linear Prediction algorithms. Music breaks down in weird ways when you turn a piano into…speech.

Just built an MCP for Ghidra. Now basically any LLM (Claude, Gemini, local...) can Reverse Engineer malware for you. With the right prompting, it automates a *ton* of tedious tasks. One-shot markups of entire binaries with just a click. Open source, on Github now.

ignore the rumors, computer science is still cool here's my predictions for 2026

Merry Christmas everyone!

What happens if we can't make another CPU...ever? How long would datacenters last? Does the Internet start to fracture? Of course, it's a hypothetical thought experiment. But it's interesting to think about:

One of the best glimpses of chip fabrication comes from a music video. Such Great Heights from The Postal Service has some incredibly rare footage of wafer handling in Skywork’s RF power-amplifier fab. Filming inside (real) cleanrooms almost never happens.

This music video can crash your computer. It even has its own CVE number (CVE-2022-38392). Janet Jackson’s “Rhythm Nation” contains specific resonant frequencies that cause errors on certain 5400rpm hard drives. Play at your own risk.

can you guess which one is me? (hint I'm always the shortest)

We take randomness for granted. Early PRNGs were BAD. Thousands of scientific papers used to rely on RANDU, created by IBM in the 1960s. In 1D space, it looks ok! Map in 3D…you start to see the issues. Now, there was a better solution...but it would cost you.

Sharks love our undersea cables. Some suspect the weak, low-frequency fields attract sharks like distressed fish. Fiber optics are particularly tasty; AT&T expressed no incidents with “old [copper] cables”. In the 80s, telecoms called the incident Jaw's Syndrome.

This pokemon clone is stored inside a font. Yes, an actual font; think Times New Roman. As expected, it's playable anywhere you use fonts. A text document, code editor, etc. The full game takes about ~20 minutes to play, an hour if you find all the secrets. But how?

Gen Z doesn't Understand Filesystems. It's not their fault. Apple's early abstraction of mobile data storage has caused...confusion to say the least. But what does the real iOS filesystem look like? As a researcher myself; it's kind of insanely complicated:

Just built an MCP for Ghidra. Now basically any LLM (Claude, Gemini, local...) can Reverse Engineer malware for you. With the right prompting, it automates a ton of tedious tasks. One-shot markups of entire binaries with just a click. Open source, on Github now.