What’s the perfect bacon?

This nigga eat pumpkin pie on purpose, do NOT engage with him about food this is a madman 😭😭

6-7 hahaha! 🤣

Number 5

7 or 8. Anybody eating 1 needs to be in a kennel at an animal shelter

1st of all it STARTS at 6…The sweet spot is between 7-9 tbh so if I had to chose one probably 8 just enough crunch to chew ratio.

6-8 are perfection 2-3 im sticking back in the oven after draining the grease. 9/10 i will crumble up and put in a omelette for the wife with caramelized mixed peppers and shredded cheese

5-8 for sure. Anything other than those means you cannot be trusted

7 fasho, need that crispy edge

The lord sayeth, that 7! Is the number of completion……it’s also how I like my bacon

6 for breakfast and 8 for a burger/BLT

8.5

Between 8 and 9. But if I can only pick one, I'll take 8.

6 just gave me a chub

7 is the only right answer!

I like between 3 and 4

4-7 is how I make them lol. Only at night, on the grill I might be close to 8.

7 or 8

The correct answer is 4

Anything between 4-8 another other you're BIIGGG tripping

8 or 9 big dog! I’m here for the crackling

4-8 we good

8!

5-7

6

It’s 5. Then 6

5

3

6-8

numbuh five

6,7, and 8

8, although I'd eat 9