“WHERE’S DA FLAVA?! WHERE’S DA SPICE”

They didn't wash the meat with dish soap

Blacks over season their food b/c they don’t have a frontal lobe.

Maybe blacks just have incredibly dulled senses. This would explain why they can't hear smoke detectors, and why they have to dump a whole bottle of seasoning onto food to make it have flavor

Someone needs to fund a study on tastebud racial differences

Guess which one doesn't have diabetes?

where space meets sound

"Where the lorries?" It took me a second to figure out she was talking about Lawry's seasoning.

Constant state of overstimulation

Imagine getting a proper critique from this strugglewit.