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Actor/Writer. Ol’ Skool gay. Slave to Hobbes. “It’s not the despair. I can take the despair. It’s the hope I can’t handle.” - Michael Frayn 🎗️

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No more… I just can’t…

No more… I just can’t…

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Clocking out tonight. But before I go, I’ll leave you with, perhaps, my favourite cinematic scene ever. A pivotal moment in movie history. The best line ever delivered with panache by Margaret, played by Henrietta Vincent, is up there with “Get away from her, you BITCH!”

Clocking out tonight. But before I go, I’ll leave you with, perhaps, my favourite cinematic scene ever. A pivotal moment in movie history. The best line ever delivered with panache by Margaret, played by Henrietta Vincent, is up there with “Get away from her, you BITCH!”

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Squeaky Shark is back. Like listening to the screams of a fox mid-shag…

Squeaky Shark is back. Like listening to the screams of a fox mid-shag…

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Sorry for lack of Hobbes pics recently but the little dork is temporarily back in his cone because he won’t leave his paw alone. Berk. Here’s him snoring in his cone, which now sounds like a foghorn…

Sorry for lack of Hobbes pics recently but the little dork is temporarily back in his cone because he won’t leave his paw alone. Berk. Here’s him snoring in his cone, which now sounds like a foghorn…

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Trying not to look bothered about an impending crisp, when every cell in his body is screaming out for it… Note the chair sniff at the end, as if to say “See? No biggie…” 🙄

Trying not to look bothered about an impending crisp, when every cell in his body is screaming out for it… Note the chair sniff at the end, as if to say “See? No biggie…” 🙄

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Put him on a warm wash, & hung him out to dry for 2 hours* *I did not actually do that.

Put him on a warm wash, & hung him out to dry for 2 hours* *I did not actually do that.

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I don’t EVEN WANT to know what’s it’s rolling in…

I don’t EVEN WANT to know what’s it’s rolling in…

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Pay attention to meeeeeeee

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Pay attention to meeeeeeee

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Hobbes trying to freak me out. Outside having a fag, looked up…& this. This one’s for you Rosie Duffield MP 😉

Hobbes trying to freak me out. Outside having a fag, looked up…& this. This one’s for you Rosie Duffield MP 😉

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So much for the post-match pep talk…

So much for the post-match pep talk…

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Since the repellent Boulton decided to focus on Ann W’s life as “a spinster, an old maid, a virgin & chaste” & mentioned she was friends with Edwina Currie, let’s now compare & contrast the statements from each one. One from a friend & colleague. The other from the media.

Since the repellent Boulton decided to focus on Ann W’s life as “a spinster, an old maid, a virgin & chaste” & mentioned she was friends with Edwina Currie, let’s now compare & contrast the statements from each one. One from a friend & colleague. The other from the media.

547,972 views • 9 days ago

“Live From The Apollo” last night. I tried… how I tried…

“Live From The Apollo” last night. I tried… how I tried…

201,402 views • 4 days ago

Now THIS is comedy 🤣🤣🤣

Now THIS is comedy 🤣🤣🤣

161,949 views • 4 days ago

Was once working on a job where I had a wonderful ex-East End gangster driver called Paul. He told me that he & all his gangster associates thought that Ben Kingsley’s performance as Don was the best portrayal of a psychopathic criminal they’d ever seen. Sexy Beast. ‘2000

Was once working on a job where I had a wonderful ex-East End gangster driver called Paul. He told me that he & all his gangster associates thought that Ben Kingsley’s performance as Don was the best portrayal of a psychopathic criminal they’d ever seen. Sexy Beast. ‘2000

682,903 views • 2 months ago

“More representation”?? Has Toksvig not watched television, ads, or the news recently? There’s MORE than enough “representation”. Do these people not understand that this attitude is actively creating the current pushback against LGB people?? Wasn’t equality enough??? 🤦🏻

“More representation”?? Has Toksvig not watched television, ads, or the news recently? There’s MORE than enough “representation”. Do these people not understand that this attitude is actively creating the current pushback against LGB people?? Wasn’t equality enough??? 🤦🏻

101,585 views • 15 days ago

Give this a listen…

Give this a listen…

190,676 views • 29 days ago

Get a load of these absolute tossers… like a chimp’s tea party. Short of chucking their own dung at each other, these two men, yet again, demonstrate how obnoxiously ignorant they remain about the entire issue. Bore off. Seriously.

Get a load of these absolute tossers… like a chimp’s tea party. Short of chucking their own dung at each other, these two men, yet again, demonstrate how obnoxiously ignorant they remain about the entire issue. Bore off. Seriously.

647,028 views • 3 months ago

Flabbergasted…

Flabbergasted…

63,524 views • 12 days ago

Man goes to dress shop. Applies for a job, that’ll require him to fit these dresses onto half-naked women & girls. A job that he knows he’ll get rejected from. And, sure enough, he is told “No. This job is for women only.” Man says about shop “You’re on notice”… 🤔

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Man goes to dress shop. Applies for a job, that’ll require him to fit these dresses onto half-naked women & girls. A job that he knows he’ll get rejected from. And, sure enough, he is told “No. This job is for women only.” Man says about shop “You’re on notice”… 🤔

677,906 views • 4 months ago

Another young man who speaks the truth. It’s people like this who give me hope for the future. Bravo Brandon Hagedorn

Another young man who speaks the truth. It’s people like this who give me hope for the future. Bravo Brandon Hagedorn

961,249 views • 7 months ago

Possibly the most joyous thing you’ll see today… Loving the “Race Interrupted” sign at the top… 🤣

Possibly the most joyous thing you’ll see today… Loving the “Race Interrupted” sign at the top… 🤣

926,165 views • 7 months ago

I didn’t know of this guy, Jeffree Star, before a few days ago. Why would I? I’m not on TikTok & I don’t use cosmetics. But he’s an incredibly popular makeup influencer with over 8 million followers (6 million here on X, 13.3 MILLION on Instagram!!!) He’s made several videos speaking out about this recently, which has, predictably, caused carnage in TikTok land. But the importance of someone like him stating common sense & the bleeding obvious cannot be underestimated. In fact, it’s huge. You CAN be gender non-conforming & STILL be grounded in reality. 👏🏻

I didn’t know of this guy, Jeffree Star, before a few days ago. Why would I? I’m not on TikTok & I don’t use cosmetics. But he’s an incredibly popular makeup influencer with over 8 million followers (6 million here on X, 13.3 MILLION on Instagram!!!) He’s made several videos speaking out about this recently, which has, predictably, caused carnage in TikTok land. But the importance of someone like him stating common sense & the bleeding obvious cannot be underestimated. In fact, it’s huge. You CAN be gender non-conforming & STILL be grounded in reality. 👏🏻

1,323,967 views • 10 months ago

I haven’t seen Tiptoe. Is one supposed to sympathise with Cumming’s character here, where R.T. Davies, effectively, makes him say “It’s all your fault…you made us announce our pronouns”? Or are we meant to choke with ribald laughter at his genuinely ludicrous argument…?

I haven’t seen Tiptoe. Is one supposed to sympathise with Cumming’s character here, where R.T. Davies, effectively, makes him say “It’s all your fault…you made us announce our pronouns”? Or are we meant to choke with ribald laughter at his genuinely ludicrous argument…?

93,335 views • 26 days ago

I think I’m going to enjoy this X feature more than you realise…

I think I’m going to enjoy this X feature more than you realise…

107,587 views • 1 month ago

Sorry to waste 29 seconds of your time, but could you just give this a listen & confirm that this is perhaps one of the most unintelligible, waffling load of meaningless guff you’ve ever heard? I’ve listened to it 3 times now, & I’ve NO idea what point he’s attempting to make…

Sorry to waste 29 seconds of your time, but could you just give this a listen & confirm that this is perhaps one of the most unintelligible, waffling load of meaningless guff you’ve ever heard? I’ve listened to it 3 times now, & I’ve NO idea what point he’s attempting to make…

307,822 views • 3 months ago

I know we’re all supposed to imagine “a super summer of sex, with added dildos”, whenever this lady talks, but all that ever comes to mind is an old tin of corn…

I know we’re all supposed to imagine “a super summer of sex, with added dildos”, whenever this lady talks, but all that ever comes to mind is an old tin of corn…

41,545 views • 12 days ago

And we ended up here…HOW???

And we ended up here…HOW???

47,851 views • 16 days ago

Penny confidently & assertively brings it up. Is then asked to explain it. She deflects, obfuscates & waffles, & complains the questions are “deeply personal”… My goodness… extraordinary exchange… Unintentionally, hugely revealing…

Penny confidently & assertively brings it up. Is then asked to explain it. She deflects, obfuscates & waffles, & complains the questions are “deeply personal”… My goodness… extraordinary exchange… Unintentionally, hugely revealing…

825,252 views • 10 months ago

Instructions included…

Instructions included…

26,506 views • 9 days ago

Sorry…? Wot…??

Sorry…? Wot…??

51,779 views • 22 days ago