Now THIS is comedy 🤣🤣🤣

Note to Americans, “fanny” means something entirely different in the UK 🤣

I was watching some old Dame Edna clips and came across you putting Rolf Harris down the waste disposal chute.

Yes. He was a bit of a cunt.

I've got a medium fanny 😂😂😂

"The outside is a bit flabby, the curtains & stuff" lol.

One Christmas my two year old daughter (now a grown-ass woman) told my mother-in-law that 'Mummy has put lights in her little bush'. The one in my front garden, dear readers. No, not that one. The actual garden.

Genius - love kids 🥰 My youngest told everyone who would listen that his favourite planet was ‘myanus’, I got a call from nursery asking why he was so obsessed with his backside.

I don't even care if it's fake Community Note funsuckers. Needed a proper teary laugh 👌😁😁.

My mate's kid used to pronounce chocolate as cock I was like.. dude What's gonna happen to you when he goes to school and tells his teachers that dad gives him "chocolate" if he's been a good boy!!!

@latsot 🤣 She should take a whoopy cushion to the meeting and discreetly sit on it. Then shout “That was not my flapping fanny” She would win any argument after that 🤣🤣

Could be worse. She be called Myfanwy with a massive fanny/ fan. :)

"If mummy presses the right button, it wobbles and blows and makes a funny noise."

Bless you for bringing this into my life James 😂😂

I have taught young children for 30 years. They tell us EVERYTHING. Just FYI to parents of small children out there!

@LazyDave3 Well James as DI Grimm would say 👇😂😂Afternoon 💙👍

Lordy, and to us yanks it just means bum. That's why the waist belt bags are called Fanny packs in the USA. And calling it that in the UK always gets a giggle.

Get her on the Apollo. Immeasurably better than that shite you bravely watched earlier.

I would send a picture to the teacher of the MF! ( that is the massive one, not her medium one)

This is hilarious. Would have sounded pure perfection in a Glasgow accent

😂😂😂

Buy the teacher the same fan for the school room. The kid will clue her in when she exclaims "Mommy and teacher both have massive Fanny's!"

"I'VE GOT A MEDIUM FANNY!!!!" cracks me up every time.

Crying with laughter here 🤣

We have come a long way as a species, Dickens, Kipling, Burns and now this Inspirational writer.

That was a download and share fir me. Very funny. Very British.

I'VE JUST GOT A MEDIUM FANNEYYYYUYYY!

This is the funniest thing I have seen in ages.

I have just laughed til I cried, thank you for this James 🤣

I’m American but I know what a “Fanny’’ is in this sense. I’ve been laughing myself sick over this. This is a classic, but same idea.

Pmsl 😂 😂 like my grandson's teacher, my grandson's call me nanny beach but thought they were saying nanny bitch lol 😆 had to explain I live by the sea lol 🤣🤣 out the mouths of babes 😅 love them 💙💙

@DigitalVagrant Crikey! She could eat an apple through the letterbox. I kept ducking when she spoke.

Kids say the darndest things lol. Once when my daughter was 4 and we travelled to Sweden, she told everyone we met that I had false eyelashes and that I had cigarettes in my luggage. 😂 Luckily I was allowed one box at the time.

She should walk into the next pickup like John Wayne after a long ride

Hey ...Does it oscillate

😆 it sort of reminds me of the time I'm sitting in my kitchen having a coffee with a friend and her child when my toddler daughter came running out of the bedroom with my dirty nickers I'd changed out of that morning and flung them at my friend right in her coffee ☕️ 🫣 my god i was absolutely mortified and honestly didn't know where to look.