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Actor/Writer. Ol’ Skool gay. Slave to Hobbes. “It’s not the despair. I can take the despair. It’s the hope I can’t handle.” - Michael Frayn 🎗️

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9 years. For 9 years, this pillock has NEVER chased a bicycle. Today, he took off after an elderly gentleman cycling through the woods. I’ve NEVER seen someone peddle so quickly… Knob 👇

9 years. For 9 years, this pillock has NEVER chased a bicycle. Today, he took off after an elderly gentleman cycling through the woods. I’ve NEVER seen someone peddle so quickly… Knob 👇

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Sorry for lack of Hobbes pics recently but the little dork is temporarily back in his cone because he won’t leave his paw alone. Berk. Here’s him snoring in his cone, which now sounds like a foghorn…

Sorry for lack of Hobbes pics recently but the little dork is temporarily back in his cone because he won’t leave his paw alone. Berk. Here’s him snoring in his cone, which now sounds like a foghorn…

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Trying not to look bothered about an impending crisp, when every cell in his body is screaming out for it… Note the chair sniff at the end, as if to say “See? No biggie…” 🙄

Trying not to look bothered about an impending crisp, when every cell in his body is screaming out for it… Note the chair sniff at the end, as if to say “See? No biggie…” 🙄

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Put him on a warm wash, & hung him out to dry for 2 hours* *I did not actually do that.

Put him on a warm wash, & hung him out to dry for 2 hours* *I did not actually do that.

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I don’t EVEN WANT to know what’s it’s rolling in…

I don’t EVEN WANT to know what’s it’s rolling in…

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Pay attention to meeeeeeee

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Pay attention to meeeeeeee

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Good. This event might actually become watchable again… If they don’t speak. Or sing.

Good. This event might actually become watchable again… If they don’t speak. Or sing.

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‘Here comes Bod’…

‘Here comes Bod’…

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So much for the post-match pep talk…

So much for the post-match pep talk…

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Was once working on a job where I had a wonderful ex-East End gangster driver called Paul. He told me that he & all his gangster associates thought that Ben Kingsley’s performance as Don was the best portrayal of a psychopathic criminal they’d ever seen. Sexy Beast. ‘2000

Was once working on a job where I had a wonderful ex-East End gangster driver called Paul. He told me that he & all his gangster associates thought that Ben Kingsley’s performance as Don was the best portrayal of a psychopathic criminal they’d ever seen. Sexy Beast. ‘2000

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Get a load of these absolute tossers… like a chimp’s tea party. Short of chucking their own dung at each other, these two men, yet again, demonstrate how obnoxiously ignorant they remain about the entire issue. Bore off. Seriously.

Get a load of these absolute tossers… like a chimp’s tea party. Short of chucking their own dung at each other, these two men, yet again, demonstrate how obnoxiously ignorant they remain about the entire issue. Bore off. Seriously.

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Man goes to dress shop. Applies for a job, that’ll require him to fit these dresses onto half-naked women & girls. A job that he knows he’ll get rejected from. And, sure enough, he is told “No. This job is for women only.” Man says about shop “You’re on notice”… 🤔

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Man goes to dress shop. Applies for a job, that’ll require him to fit these dresses onto half-naked women & girls. A job that he knows he’ll get rejected from. And, sure enough, he is told “No. This job is for women only.” Man says about shop “You’re on notice”… 🤔

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Sorry to waste 29 seconds of your time, but could you just give this a listen & confirm that this is perhaps one of the most unintelligible, waffling load of meaningless guff you’ve ever heard? I’ve listened to it 3 times now, & I’ve NO idea what point he’s attempting to make…

Sorry to waste 29 seconds of your time, but could you just give this a listen & confirm that this is perhaps one of the most unintelligible, waffling load of meaningless guff you’ve ever heard? I’ve listened to it 3 times now, & I’ve NO idea what point he’s attempting to make…

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Another young man who speaks the truth. It’s people like this who give me hope for the future. Bravo Brandon Hagedorn

Another young man who speaks the truth. It’s people like this who give me hope for the future. Bravo Brandon Hagedorn

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Possibly the most joyous thing you’ll see today… Loving the “Race Interrupted” sign at the top… 🤣

Possibly the most joyous thing you’ll see today… Loving the “Race Interrupted” sign at the top… 🤣

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I didn’t know of this guy, Jeffree Star, before a few days ago. Why would I? I’m not on TikTok & I don’t use cosmetics. But he’s an incredibly popular makeup influencer with over 8 million followers (6 million here on X, 13.3 MILLION on Instagram!!!) He’s made several videos speaking out about this recently, which has, predictably, caused carnage in TikTok land. But the importance of someone like him stating common sense & the bleeding obvious cannot be underestimated. In fact, it’s huge. You CAN be gender non-conforming & STILL be grounded in reality. 👏🏻

I didn’t know of this guy, Jeffree Star, before a few days ago. Why would I? I’m not on TikTok & I don’t use cosmetics. But he’s an incredibly popular makeup influencer with over 8 million followers (6 million here on X, 13.3 MILLION on Instagram!!!) He’s made several videos speaking out about this recently, which has, predictably, caused carnage in TikTok land. But the importance of someone like him stating common sense & the bleeding obvious cannot be underestimated. In fact, it’s huge. You CAN be gender non-conforming & STILL be grounded in reality. 👏🏻

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Sorry to burst your bubble, but when you say “the time for peaceful protest is over”, that would suggest up until now, you’ve been the very model of reason & rationality. Your tactics from the beginning have been to threaten, intimidate, & call for violence. We have receipts.

Sorry to burst your bubble, but when you say “the time for peaceful protest is over”, that would suggest up until now, you’ve been the very model of reason & rationality. Your tactics from the beginning have been to threaten, intimidate, & call for violence. We have receipts.

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Look. I’m not saying “watch this”, as I’m aware life is short & time is precious. But if you want some kind of insight into today’s obsession with making life a 1000 times more complicated than it needs to be, when no one actually cares, this 7 minute cringe fest will help…

Look. I’m not saying “watch this”, as I’m aware life is short & time is precious. But if you want some kind of insight into today’s obsession with making life a 1000 times more complicated than it needs to be, when no one actually cares, this 7 minute cringe fest will help…

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In 1994, I was playing a part in Graham Linehan ‘s sitcom, “Paris”, an OTT satire on the Paris art/philosophical scene, playing Belunaire, a rotter. I was a young actor, 4 years out of RADA, & Graham was so kind to me. I’ve never forgotten the way he made me feel 100% a part of it.

In 1994, I was playing a part in Graham Linehan ‘s sitcom, “Paris”, an OTT satire on the Paris art/philosophical scene, playing Belunaire, a rotter. I was a young actor, 4 years out of RADA, & Graham was so kind to me. I’ve never forgotten the way he made me feel 100% a part of it.

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Penny confidently & assertively brings it up. Is then asked to explain it. She deflects, obfuscates & waffles, & complains the questions are “deeply personal”… My goodness… extraordinary exchange… Unintentionally, hugely revealing…

Penny confidently & assertively brings it up. Is then asked to explain it. She deflects, obfuscates & waffles, & complains the questions are “deeply personal”… My goodness… extraordinary exchange… Unintentionally, hugely revealing…

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Oh. My. God. These people are beyond mockery… I’ve NEVER seen ANYTHING so utterly pathetic IN MY LIFE… Oh my days…🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Oh. My. God. These people are beyond mockery… I’ve NEVER seen ANYTHING so utterly pathetic IN MY LIFE… Oh my days…🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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You KNOW, don’t you Senator Scott Wiener ? You ABSOLUTELY KNOW this is wrong. Look at you, for gods sake… I sincerely hope, one day soon, jail beckons…

You KNOW, don’t you Senator Scott Wiener ? You ABSOLUTELY KNOW this is wrong. Look at you, for gods sake… I sincerely hope, one day soon, jail beckons…

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If you watch one thing today, make it this. I’m so glad for this marvellous girl. But it was a close call, as she explains. “You’re just a Tomboy”

If you watch one thing today, make it this. I’m so glad for this marvellous girl. But it was a close call, as she explains. “You’re just a Tomboy”

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A lecturer at Nottingham University apparently… she wants to abolish the police… This is called “stringing a lot of words together & hoping no one will notice how insane you are.” The interviewer’s face is a picture… (Video from Suffragent_)

A lecturer at Nottingham University apparently… she wants to abolish the police… This is called “stringing a lot of words together & hoping no one will notice how insane you are.” The interviewer’s face is a picture… (Video from Suffragent_)

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I’m all for people changing their minds…but an owl would struggle with this 180 degree spin… 6 short years ago… 🎼 “But how strange The change From major to minor…” 🎼 🤔

I’m all for people changing their minds…but an owl would struggle with this 180 degree spin… 6 short years ago… 🎼 “But how strange The change From major to minor…” 🎼 🤔

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Don’t have to be a believer for this to send wonderful chills through you… Beautiful. Just beautiful.

Don’t have to be a believer for this to send wonderful chills through you… Beautiful. Just beautiful.

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No idea who these two bitchy podcast queens are, sitting here slagging off Keira Knightley, but it isn’t half an ugly, cringeworthy & deeply skin crawling watch… Ug…🤢

No idea who these two bitchy podcast queens are, sitting here slagging off Keira Knightley, but it isn’t half an ugly, cringeworthy & deeply skin crawling watch… Ug…🤢

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*WIMMIN! AN OFFER TOO GOOD TO MISS!* See below for T&C’s.

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WIMMIN! AN OFFER TOO GOOD TO MISS! See below for T&C’s.

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