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James Dreyfus

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Actor/Writer. Ol’ Skool gay. Slave to Hobbes. “It’s not the despair. I can take the despair. It’s the hope I can’t handle.” - Michael Frayn 🎗️

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Watching my goddaughter getting married to the man of her dreams, in the idyllic English countryside, was a day I’ll never forget…❤️

Watching my goddaughter getting married to the man of her dreams, in the idyllic English countryside, was a day I’ll never forget…❤️

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Dealing with an Evri fucking chatbot calling itself “Ezra”…trying to find a parcel 10 DAYS LATE…I’m ready to kick its f**king Metal Mickey head off…🤬🤬🤬

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Dealing with an Evri fucking chatbot calling itself “Ezra”…trying to find a parcel 10 DAYS LATE…I’m ready to kick its f**king Metal Mickey head off…🤬🤬🤬

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Thought bubble… “Drat & double drat! Foiled again! And I would have got away with it too if it weren’t for your pesky question…⚔️🧨🤬💥!!!”

Thought bubble… “Drat & double drat! Foiled again! And I would have got away with it too if it weren’t for your pesky question…⚔️🧨🤬💥!!!”

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No more… I just can’t…

No more… I just can’t…

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Clocking out tonight. But before I go, I’ll leave you with, perhaps, my favourite cinematic scene ever. A pivotal moment in movie history. The best line ever delivered with panache by Margaret, played by Henrietta Vincent, is up there with “Get away from her, you BITCH!”

Clocking out tonight. But before I go, I’ll leave you with, perhaps, my favourite cinematic scene ever. A pivotal moment in movie history. The best line ever delivered with panache by Margaret, played by Henrietta Vincent, is up there with “Get away from her, you BITCH!”

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Sorry for lack of Hobbes pics recently but the little dork is temporarily back in his cone because he won’t leave his paw alone. Berk. Here’s him snoring in his cone, which now sounds like a foghorn…

Sorry for lack of Hobbes pics recently but the little dork is temporarily back in his cone because he won’t leave his paw alone. Berk. Here’s him snoring in his cone, which now sounds like a foghorn…

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Squeaky Shark is back. Like listening to the screams of a fox mid-shag…

Squeaky Shark is back. Like listening to the screams of a fox mid-shag…

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Put him on a warm wash, & hung him out to dry for 2 hours* *I did not actually do that.

Put him on a warm wash, & hung him out to dry for 2 hours* *I did not actually do that.

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Hobbes trying to freak me out. Outside having a fag, looked up…& this. This one’s for you Rosie Duffield MP 😉

Hobbes trying to freak me out. Outside having a fag, looked up…& this. This one’s for you Rosie Duffield MP 😉

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So much for the post-match pep talk…

So much for the post-match pep talk…

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Now THIS is comedy 🤣🤣🤣

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Give this a listen…

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I’m sorry, ok?

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