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I can do all things through Christ, which strengtheneth me.- All it takes is 1 bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy. That's all it takes. 1 bad day.

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I can verify this to be true.

I can verify this to be true.

5,101,816 views

The F35 air-to-air refueling procedure has GOT to be frustrating & nerve-racking all at the same time. Kudos to all pilots, you're way better than me.

The F35 air-to-air refueling procedure has GOT to be frustrating & nerve-racking all at the same time. Kudos to all pilots, you're way better than me.

4,143,229 views

I regret to inform you that you're never winning your wife back.

I regret to inform you that you're never winning your wife back.

3,395,865 views

Sometimes, it's just easier this way. If you've been there, you know this is true.

Sometimes, it's just easier this way. If you've been there, you know this is true.

3,003,688 views

I mean... Just... Why?!🃏👑✝️

I mean... Just... Why?!🃏👑✝️

2,564,562 views

Well, let's hope she learned from this and it never happens again. They're very fortunate everyone came out safe after that.

Well, let's hope she learned from this and it never happens again. They're very fortunate everyone came out safe after that.

1,710,975 views

I'm not afraid of heights or water, but this brother is on another level entirely.

I'm not afraid of heights or water, but this brother is on another level entirely.

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I remember the first spot I got with a fireplace. That first cleaning was very... Educational, we'll call it. 🃏👑✝️

I remember the first spot I got with a fireplace. That first cleaning was very... Educational, we'll call it. 🃏👑✝️

558,179 views

This level of toxic masculinity is brought to by the letter 47.

This level of toxic masculinity is brought to by the letter 47.

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Just the good ol'boys...

Just the good ol'boys...

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I hope whatever mid-day frustrations have you irritable melt away when you watch this precious little boy get his very first haircut. Protect children at all costs. Christ is King. Surrender. Pray. Win.

I hope whatever mid-day frustrations have you irritable melt away when you watch this precious little boy get his very first haircut. Protect children at all costs. Christ is King. Surrender. Pray. Win.

319,277 views

"It looks like the neighbor boy is playin' that daggon gameboy again, Martha."

"It looks like the neighbor boy is playin' that daggon gameboy again, Martha."

337,388 views

Okay, I'll be heading to Big Texan Steak Ranch for the 72oz steak challenge sometime in the near future. They're telling me if I can eat it all, it's free. I got this.👀🥷

Okay, I'll be heading to Big Texan Steak Ranch for the 72oz steak challenge sometime in the near future. They're telling me if I can eat it all, it's free. I got this.👀🥷

405,566 views

This right here is my kind of luck.

This right here is my kind of luck.

286,743 views

This is the sound & beauty that men who know love. This is the calming fury of American muscle. Man, I love the classics.

This is the sound & beauty that men who know love. This is the calming fury of American muscle. Man, I love the classics.

79,287 views

In recent decades, folks have tended to make jokes about hillbillies & rednecks. I think y'all need more of us around. Prove me wrong.

In recent decades, folks have tended to make jokes about hillbillies & rednecks. I think y'all need more of us around. Prove me wrong.

381,607 views

Pre-1985 dads were just "different". I welcome you to change my mind, lol.

Pre-1985 dads were just "different". I welcome you to change my mind, lol.

317,653 views

I do NOT condone this.

I do NOT condone this.

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Man, that's what cheese on a pizza is supposed to look like. Pizza Hut, Domino's, Papa Johns & all the rest of you corporates need to take note. This is why your stock is down. Eventually, if Elon doesn't get a hold on X, it'll follow this same path.

Man, that's what cheese on a pizza is supposed to look like. Pizza Hut, Domino's, Papa Johns & all the rest of you corporates need to take note. This is why your stock is down. Eventually, if Elon doesn't get a hold on X, it'll follow this same path.

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803,386 views • 11 days ago

I have to get one of those skillets. I love chicken Alfredo, especially homemade sauces & gravies. I also love learning new cooking methods.

I have to get one of those skillets. I love chicken Alfredo, especially homemade sauces & gravies. I also love learning new cooking methods.

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134,555 views • 2 days ago

Oh dang! Those fellas are so dang lucky!

Oh dang! Those fellas are so dang lucky!

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6,587,124 views • 4 months ago

I don't think I've ever seen Rogan that mad before. Tell ya this much, I wouldn't want to be that guy who pushed him too far.

I don't think I've ever seen Rogan that mad before. Tell ya this much, I wouldn't want to be that guy who pushed him too far.

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583,294 views • 21 days ago

This young lady's name is Ralphie. Ralphie is asking if I know how to change brakes. The answer is yes. Did I watch this video in its entirety? Eleventy-seven times.

This young lady's name is Ralphie. Ralphie is asking if I know how to change brakes. The answer is yes. Did I watch this video in its entirety? Eleventy-seven times.

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2,147,077 views • 2 months ago

Some of the gimmicks they try & sell are hilarious, but with that said, I wonder if this works.

Some of the gimmicks they try & sell are hilarious, but with that said, I wonder if this works.

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5,796,070 views • 5 months ago

Jake Paul reportedly offered a guy 100k for a video; the guy turned him down, but offered to let him view it. Well, allegedly, Jake wore a "button cam" & recorded what he viewed, then showed it to Mr. Lazar. Like sands through the hourglass... So are the days of our lives.🃏👑

Jake Paul reportedly offered a guy 100k for a video; the guy turned him down, but offered to let him view it. Well, allegedly, Jake wore a "button cam" & recorded what he viewed, then showed it to Mr. Lazar. Like sands through the hourglass... So are the days of our lives.🃏👑

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4,362,217 views • 4 months ago

I don't know... Something about the way he treated that prime rib is just... BLASPHEMY... Or something.

I don't know... Something about the way he treated that prime rib is just... BLASPHEMY... Or something.

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107,015 views • 6 days ago

I hope he's making a mint doing those roadside calls. Man, that's a working man's workout right there.

I hope he's making a mint doing those roadside calls. Man, that's a working man's workout right there.

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571,502 views • 29 days ago

"Oh, I'm just hangin' out."

"Oh, I'm just hangin' out."

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3,725,498 views • 5 months ago

This dudes wife has a Tahoe that had a check engine light come on, so he gave it a couple of minor upgrades.

This dudes wife has a Tahoe that had a check engine light come on, so he gave it a couple of minor upgrades.

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9,189,816 views • 1 year ago

I would absolutely flip my wig, and so would you! Change my mind!

I would absolutely flip my wig, and so would you! Change my mind!

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10,458,471 views • 1 year ago

This is pretty awesome to watch.

This is pretty awesome to watch.

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6,152,094 views • 9 months ago

She's busted big time, wow!

She's busted big time, wow!

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5,570,522 views • 9 months ago

How long can you go without laughing?

How long can you go without laughing?

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12,528,285 views • 1 year ago

I'm not too proud to admit I didn't know this either.

I'm not too proud to admit I didn't know this either.

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5,251,327 views • 9 months ago

Quarterbacks throw 50-60mph so her hubby, Jason, challenged her to catch a 50mph football. Looks like fun.

Quarterbacks throw 50-60mph so her hubby, Jason, challenged her to catch a 50mph football. Looks like fun.

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7,152,927 views • 1 year ago

Customer states: They have a red glow underneath their vehicle. Please remove any neons installed.

Customer states: They have a red glow underneath their vehicle. Please remove any neons installed.

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4,325,637 views • 8 months ago

"Customer states the seatbelt doesn't want to retract."

"Customer states the seatbelt doesn't want to retract."

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1,960,771 views • 4 months ago

Welding always fascinated me. Hat's off to those who mastered this skill.

Welding always fascinated me. Hat's off to those who mastered this skill.

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1,723,150 views • 3 months ago