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I can verify this to be true.

I can verify this to be true.

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The F35 air-to-air refueling procedure has GOT to be frustrating & nerve-racking all at the same time. Kudos to all pilots, you're way better than me.

The F35 air-to-air refueling procedure has GOT to be frustrating & nerve-racking all at the same time. Kudos to all pilots, you're way better than me.

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I regret to inform you that you're never winning your wife back.

I regret to inform you that you're never winning your wife back.

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Sometimes, it's just easier this way. If you've been there, you know this is true.

Sometimes, it's just easier this way. If you've been there, you know this is true.

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I mean... Just... Why?!🃏👑✝️

I mean... Just... Why?!🃏👑✝️

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Well, let's hope she learned from this and it never happens again. They're very fortunate everyone came out safe after that.

Well, let's hope she learned from this and it never happens again. They're very fortunate everyone came out safe after that.

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This level of toxic masculinity is brought to by the letter 47.

This level of toxic masculinity is brought to by the letter 47.

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I hope whatever mid-day frustrations have you irritable melt away when you watch this precious little boy get his very first haircut. Protect children at all costs. Christ is King. Surrender. Pray. Win.

I hope whatever mid-day frustrations have you irritable melt away when you watch this precious little boy get his very first haircut. Protect children at all costs. Christ is King. Surrender. Pray. Win.

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"It looks like the neighbor boy is playin' that daggon gameboy again, Martha."

"It looks like the neighbor boy is playin' that daggon gameboy again, Martha."

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"Knowledge is that a tomato is a fruit... Wisdom is knowing not to put it in fruit salad." Couldn't have said it better myself.

"Knowledge is that a tomato is a fruit... Wisdom is knowing not to put it in fruit salad." Couldn't have said it better myself.

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In recent decades, folks have tended to make jokes about hillbillies & rednecks. I think y'all need more of us around. Prove me wrong.

In recent decades, folks have tended to make jokes about hillbillies & rednecks. I think y'all need more of us around. Prove me wrong.

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Pre-1985 dads were just "different". I welcome you to change my mind, lol.

Pre-1985 dads were just "different". I welcome you to change my mind, lol.

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This is the sound & beauty that men who know love. This is the calming fury of American muscle. Man, I love the classics.

This is the sound & beauty that men who know love. This is the calming fury of American muscle. Man, I love the classics.

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Sometimes, people who are highly experienced in their trade amaze me with the ease that only experience can bring.

Sometimes, people who are highly experienced in their trade amaze me with the ease that only experience can bring.

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Those engineers are something else... He made that look easy, though. I bet it wouldn't have been so easy without a lift.

Those engineers are something else... He made that look easy, though. I bet it wouldn't have been so easy without a lift.

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Oh dang! Those fellas are so dang lucky!

Oh dang! Those fellas are so dang lucky!

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Note the face full of tackle... We aren't surprised by his actions at all.

Note the face full of tackle... We aren't surprised by his actions at all.

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Some of the gimmicks they try & sell are hilarious, but with that said, I wonder if this works.

Some of the gimmicks they try & sell are hilarious, but with that said, I wonder if this works.

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Jake Paul reportedly offered a guy 100k for a video; the guy turned him down, but offered to let him view it. Well, allegedly, Jake wore a "button cam" & recorded what he viewed, then showed it to Mr. Lazar. Like sands through the hourglass... So are the days of our lives.🃏👑

Jake Paul reportedly offered a guy 100k for a video; the guy turned him down, but offered to let him view it. Well, allegedly, Jake wore a "button cam" & recorded what he viewed, then showed it to Mr. Lazar. Like sands through the hourglass... So are the days of our lives.🃏👑

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Always remember, no matter how big & bad you think you are, there will always be someone just a bit bigger & a lot badder.

Always remember, no matter how big & bad you think you are, there will always be someone just a bit bigger & a lot badder.

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This young lady's name is Ralphie. Ralphie is asking if I know how to change brakes. The answer is yes. Did I watch this video in its entirety? Eleventy-seven times.

This young lady's name is Ralphie. Ralphie is asking if I know how to change brakes. The answer is yes. Did I watch this video in its entirety? Eleventy-seven times.

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2,147,941 görüntüleme • 3 ay önce

This dudes wife has a Tahoe that had a check engine light come on, so he gave it a couple of minor upgrades.

This dudes wife has a Tahoe that had a check engine light come on, so he gave it a couple of minor upgrades.

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I would absolutely flip my wig, and so would you! Change my mind!

I would absolutely flip my wig, and so would you! Change my mind!

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"Oh, I'm just hangin' out."

"Oh, I'm just hangin' out."

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This fella demonstrates how to properly install a custom copper discharge pipe extension for a Pressure Relief Valve exiting through an exterior brick wall. The process begins by cutting away an old bent copper stub using a pipe cutter, core-drilling slightly into the brick opening, & precision-bending a new section of copper tubing. After trimming the discharge end at an angle, the installer cleans, fluxes, & solders a fitting before sweating the custom pipe section into place. The project concludes with polishing the soldered joint, fitting a rubber escutcheon collar flush against the wall, & sealing the exterior penetration with caulk for a clean finish.

This fella demonstrates how to properly install a custom copper discharge pipe extension for a Pressure Relief Valve exiting through an exterior brick wall. The process begins by cutting away an old bent copper stub using a pipe cutter, core-drilling slightly into the brick opening, & precision-bending a new section of copper tubing. After trimming the discharge end at an angle, the installer cleans, fluxes, & solders a fitting before sweating the custom pipe section into place. The project concludes with polishing the soldered joint, fitting a rubber escutcheon collar flush against the wall, & sealing the exterior penetration with caulk for a clean finish.

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198,814 görüntüleme • 14 gün önce

How long can you go without laughing?

How long can you go without laughing?

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She's busted big time, wow!

She's busted big time, wow!

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5,570,522 görüntüleme • 10 ay önce

Man, that's what cheese on a pizza is supposed to look like. Pizza Hut, Domino's, Papa Johns & all the rest of you corporates need to take note. This is why your stock is down. Eventually, if Elon doesn't get a hold on X, it'll follow this same path.

Man, that's what cheese on a pizza is supposed to look like. Pizza Hut, Domino's, Papa Johns & all the rest of you corporates need to take note. This is why your stock is down. Eventually, if Elon doesn't get a hold on X, it'll follow this same path.

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I suppose I'll have to get myself a stainless steel skillet & see if this guy is the real deal.

I suppose I'll have to get myself a stainless steel skillet & see if this guy is the real deal.

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Quarterbacks throw 50-60mph so her hubby, Jason, challenged her to catch a 50mph football. Looks like fun.

Quarterbacks throw 50-60mph so her hubby, Jason, challenged her to catch a 50mph football. Looks like fun.

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I'm not too proud to admit I didn't know this either.

I'm not too proud to admit I didn't know this either.

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Watch this prank gone wrong. The end is nuts! #MerryChristmas2024

Watch this prank gone wrong. The end is nuts! #MerryChristmas2024

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