
LaurieWired
@lauriewired • 161,181 subscribers
researcher @google; serial complexity unpacker; https://t.co/Vl1seeNgYK ex @ msft & aerospace
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someone built a Linux CPU scheduler that makes scheduling decisions based on planetary positions and zodiac signs it actually works haha:
LaurieWired1,658,954 просмотров • 8 месяцев назад

Modern DRAM is based on a brilliant design from IBM. But, we're still paying for a latency penalty that's existed since the 60s! In this video, I'm introducing my research project (Tailslayer) that immensely reduces p99.99 latency on traditional RAM! By implementing a hedged read strategy taking advantage of (undocumented!) channel scrambling offsets, I've gotten as much as 15x reductions in tail latency. The technique works across Intel, AMD, Graviton, DDR4, DDR5, x86, ARM, you name it. Check out the C++ lib I wrote, watch the video, and try it yourself!
LaurieWired865,906 просмотров • 6 месяцев назад

You play doom with a CPU. I play doom with CPU usage. we are not the same
LaurieWired3,746,034 просмотров • 2 лет назад

This is gonna make Rust programmers angry. Reflection is one of the most powerful concepts in Computer Science. Unfortunately, not every programming language is blessed enough to have it. Timestamps: 00:00 Powerful Computers have No Security 03:07 Reverse Engineering is Program Surgery 04:55 The first .COM in History 06:56 The Least Private OS Ever Created 09:33 Rebooting, Never? 12:41 Reflection Tier List Ranking 16:13 C++ is getting COOL 18:22 Rust is…Rough 20:13 God-Tier Reflection 22:27 Blessing C++ with…Metadata? 26:44 Rebelling against the Machine
LaurieWired192,621 просмотров • 2 месяцев назад

Gen Z doesn't Understand Filesystems. It's not their fault. Apple's early abstraction of mobile data storage has caused...confusion to say the least. But what does the *real* iOS filesystem look like? As a researcher myself; it's kind of insanely complicated:
LaurieWired491,025 просмотров • 1 год назад

This...is Programming Like a Fighter Pilot. A single unhandled exception destroyed a $500 million rocket in seconds. The F-35 wasn't going to make the same mistake. By carefully slicing C++, engineers created one of the strictest coding standards ever written.
LaurieWired377,832 просмотров • 10 месяцев назад

Fading out audio is one of the most CPU-intensive tasks you can possibly do! When numbers get really small, the number of CPU operations can explode 100-fold. In this LaurieWired video, we'll explore the IEEE 754 standard, the fight between Intel and DEC, and more!
LaurieWired403,177 просмотров • 1 год назад

I love C++. It's the ultimate computer virus. Sometimes, Worse Is Better, New Jersey beats out MIT, and the dirt path always wins. The ghosts of these decisions still affect every operating system we use today! 00:00 The Dirt Path 01:00 A Third-Rate Computer Scientist 03:17 MIT vs New Jersey 05:49 The 100% Correctness Deathtrap 08:24 C++, the Ultimate Virus
LaurieWired96,727 просмотров • 4 месяцев назад

Telephone Hold music sounds really bad. Mostly because it’s mapping complex instruments to a human throat. Many phone lines these days use CELP, Code-Excited Linear Prediction algorithms. Music breaks down in weird ways when you turn a piano into…speech.
LaurieWired133,686 просмотров • 7 месяцев назад

Just built an MCP for Ghidra. Now basically any LLM (Claude, Gemini, local...) can Reverse Engineer malware for you. With the right prompting, it automates a *ton* of tedious tasks. One-shot markups of entire binaries with just a click. Open source, on Github now.
LaurieWired286,621 просмотров • 1 год назад

ignore the rumors, computer science is still cool here's my predictions for 2026
LaurieWired133,876 просмотров • 8 месяцев назад

One of the best glimpses of chip fabrication comes from a music video. Such Great Heights from The Postal Service has some incredibly rare footage of wafer handling in Skywork’s RF power-amplifier fab. Filming inside (real) cleanrooms almost never happens.
LaurieWired160,785 просмотров • 10 месяцев назад

can you guess which one is me? (hint I'm always the shortest)
LaurieWired113,079 просмотров • 8 месяцев назад