I need Caleb’s EN VA to record a full... ASMR session where he softly lists every snack that starts with “C” Add to the list: Cus-tard tarts Cre-am puffs Cock-onut macaroons 🤤show more

With two teenagers I never realized how used to... dirty floors I had gotten. Now my robot cleans up every night. We love our Matic Robots. The most advanced computer vision in a vacuum. And, yes, I have a list of everyone in computer vision (look at my profile and find “view lists” to find that).show more

I honestly can’t describe how excited I am to... launch this project (soon) Framer is an insanely good tool, but after using it every day for the last year, I had a wishlist of things I wanted to do but couldn’t. With Overrrides, that list is shrinking🤓show more

Maybe the river in Floating Floraletter is actually the... Forgetful River from Caleb’s Final March Myth. That’s where we finally meet Caleb. Caleb rows a small boat filled with flowers to come and get us. Even at the end when he has us in his arms he says “I have been wanting to take you away from that chaotic word”show more

🎙️| Enzo Fernández on his future amid links away... from Chelsea🔵 “I love Chelsea, I really do. The fans have always supported me and I will always be grateful for that. But as a footballer, I need a team where they are ready to compete and win trophies, not Chelsea. you have to be honest with yourself. If a better opportunity comes along, you have to consider it. When I joined Chelsea, I believed the project would be competing for the biggest trophies every season. Instead, it feels like we’ve been stuck in the same cycle for years. Every season starts with promises, and every season ends with people talking about the future instead of celebrating success. I cannot spend my career waiting for things to happen. I am at a stage where I want to compete, I want to win, and I want to be fighting for the biggest trophies in football every year. Chelsea will always be a big club, but right now I need to think about my ambitions as well. If a club comes that is ready to win now, not in three or four years, then of course I have to listen. Football careers are short. You cannot keep asking players to be patient forever.”show more

i get so emotional every time i remember how... much heeseung suffered just to get to where he is right now. so many years of intense training to finally debut in a group which is the perfect fit for him and with the best members he could have ever asked for. i am so proud of him.show more

Hell yes, I am more than okay with a... dad, a brother, a grandfather or any honorable man that wants to stand outside the bathroom door to keep our daughters safe. Never imagined a world where we would need to hire security to keep insane men out of the women’s bathrooms.show more

Joe Alwyn’s second fandom is complaining about him only... saying a brief “hi” and “thank you” to someone from DEUXMOI. Do I need to list every single time that site and woman tried to ruin his life and the shit they write about him? He should’ve ignored her completely.show more

The X algo is broken Right now quantity over... quality is being promoted Fight videos, toxicity, engagement farming spam are winning High quality content and small accounts are being suppressed Luckily I have a really easy fix for you Simple fix to dramatically improve your X: 1. Click Lists on the left hand side 2. Create a new List 3. Add accounts that don't try to poison your brain 4. Add accounts you strive to be like 5. Use this List to replace your home feed 6. Reply guy like crazy to everyone you want to network with Guarantee your X experience becomes 10x bettershow more

I need to right a wrong. Mohammed thinks the... photos circulating with the campaign to free him were bad, and that I’ve been posting embarrassing photos and videos of him all week, so here’s one where he looks objectively cool.show more

💔 Praying for my City - #LosAngeles. With all... the pros and cons California is Paradise on Earth, a place where I grew up and where I became the man that I am today. It’s incredibly heartbreaking watching the fire destroying an entire neighborhood that I know extremely well, #PacificPalisades. I hope this will be the final lesson for authorities to prevent this to ever happen again in the future. If anybody is in need of any help please send me a DM. #iloveLAshow more

Luke Pollard tells MPs he is only still in... the job because John Healey asked him to stay. In a strong hint he agrees with Healey, he praises his former boss: "It's no secret that I worked in lockstep with the former Defence Secretary. He is a friend and mentor. "I was his deputy and I am still standing here because he asked me to stay, and because we need continuity in this complex and difficult operational environment."show more

When RAI asks Paolo Zampolli about his sexual assault... allegations, he loses control and starts calling Sacha Biazzo nonstop, warning him that he has contacted the U.S. State Department and the Italian embassy in Washington. He rants: "About Amanda Ungaro you can say all the bullshit you want. No problem. But about Vittoria Drake: I am suing RAI and I am suing everyone. Trust me. Put this one in… and the lawsuit starts immediately. Actually put her in, because that one has to pay. Because I never touched her. That whore…" He uses the word “puttana,” which is the most common translation for "whore" in Italian. He tells Sacha he has sent the videos shot by his collaborators during their meeting straight to the State Department where he works. He even alerted the Italian Embassy in Washington. He then threatens to use the full machinery of the American administration against Victoria Drake, who accuses him of sexual violence, exactly as it is claimed he already did with his ex-girlfriend.show more

crimson dersert thoughts good: combat is fun, world is... beautiful, world is very full bad — idk where i am, idk who i am, idk what im doing. i feel like it’s mixing a prologue to explain who the greymanes are, what’s our station in Pywel, why do the Black Bears not fuck with us, and a bunch of other context. I don’t need GRRM level writing of characters and world building, i just need need SOME. will keep playing tho clip very related:show more

Minister Luke Pollard just said in the House of... Commons he is still a minister in MoD because John Healey asked him to stay. He said: "Its no secret I worked in lock step with the former defence secretary. He is a friend and mentor.... I am still standing here because he [Healey] asked me to stay and because we need continuity..." It's hard not to read between the lines here. Is the implication of this that he *wanted* to resign over the defence investment plan but Healey told him not to..?show more

When General Donahue commanded the 82nd Airborne Division, he... made it a point to do physical training with a different squad every morning. He brought them to headquarters, where a certified instructor led everyone through a demanding high-intensity workout. He did it religiously for two years. I liked the idea so much that I brought the same approach into squadron command. Every morning, a different section would join me and the Command Sergeant Major for PT. It gave us a chance to sweat alongside our soldiers, spend time with every part of the formation, and build relationships that we wouldn’t have developed by staying behind our desks or working out by ourselves!show more

"God wanted five more months of me exposing all... the failures of our mayor." Spencer Pratt reacted to Karen Bass advancing to the general election with a message that left little doubt about where he stands. The longtime reality TV personality says he's ready to spend the next several months campaigning against Bass and scrutinizing her record. "I hope she's ready."show more

“Me, as Ruth Chepngetich, I don’t have a coach.... I am self-coached.” Kenya’s Ruth Chepngetich clarified that she has been self-coached since the start of her professional career. She just coached herself to a 2:09:56 world record. She trains in Ngong, Kenya with a group of pacemakers. Full press conference here:show more

Yaxel Lendeborg missed three years of High School ball... because of academic struggles He worked to improve his grades and was able to JUST make a team before the season ended, and performed well enough to make it to a community college, where he then became the NJCAA’s all-time leading rebounder He then transferred to UAB, where he became one of two players in Division I history to record over 600 points, 400 rebounds and 150 assists in a single season. The other player is Larry Bird. Afterwards, he transferred to Michigan and performed well enough to be a potential first rounder in the ‘25 draft But he stayed and wanted to build upon that legacy and lift up his draft stock even more. And he did just that, becoming a national champion and a potential lottery level draft pick. Yaxel’s story isn’t one that should be ridiculed. It should be one that’s praised — because worked hard at every level to get to where he’s atshow more