"this is exciting, because they keep telling me that... i'm pretty"show more

ELON MUSK: "I'm an alien and I keep trying... telling people that I'm an alien but they don't believe me. I'm just trying to get back to my home planet." 😂show more

For the life of me, I can't understand why... people keep telling me that I'm "extra." Weird.show more

"But I keep telling ya, I'm not a pilot!"... "And I keep telling you, you flyboys crack me up!"show more

Assimilation is impossible, a million different clips like this... keep telling me I'm right. And you know what, it's everyone's will, even the thugs.show more

So you’re telling me THIS is what we were... missing because of that camerawork??? Thank you to the fancam because Jimin looking like this deserves to be SEENshow more

That AI guy is all right by me if... they keep facilitating stuff like this.show more

i'm telling y'all, this jikook fic “all its pretty... madness” by annie_vi is a peak fic and it also deserves more attentionshow more

People keep telling me that Graham Platner is anti... war meanwhile this is him supporting NATO’s war against Russia Every single “progressive” Democrat is pro NATO scumshow more

They keep telling you this war is for Israel... and people on here will still deny it.show more

JUST IN: Even President Joe Biden seems irritated over... the new mask mandates that his handlers are imposing on him. “I've been tested again today. I'm clear across the board, but they keep telling me, because this has to be 10 days or something.” “I gotta keep wearing it, but don't tell 'em I didn't have it on when I walked in.” Revolt, Joe Biden!show more

Holy shit Andruw Monasterio they keep telling me he... can’t play shortstop!!show more

OG Anunoby was asked about cracking a smile today... when he's normally "deadpan" "That's not true. I'm not deadpan. I'm exciting. Ask my teammates, I'm pretty exciting" Reporter: "You're exciting? I'm missing it" OG: *nods* "You are" 😂show more