"why didn't you just use {insert_email_marketing_tool} instead?" this is... why. i can build shit my way and feel proud that i did something!show more

"this is why you get what you want. you... just ask for it" omffggg can I say something.......show more

// Now that the show is over I can... safely say that this is my favorite joke (and episode) in the entire show Just the line delivery of "Use the sights." kills me every time and I could not tell you whyshow more

Your poor bile flow is why you wake up... foggy, can't lose weight, and feel like garbage. I discovered this the hard way when my health crashed at 21. Fixing my bile flow transformed my health. Here's exactly how I did it (and how you can do it too):show more

I don’t understand why Brian Cage would do this.... Why not just reset completely instead of doing this phony looking shit? #AEWDynamiteshow more

[Q]: Mr. President, you said you would clarify your... stance on Article 5 just yesterday. Is that something you can explain today? President Trump: I stand with it. That's why I'm here. If I didn't stand with it, I wouldn't be here.show more

Why on earth did I build this horrible thing

For as much as I shit on SwiftUI, it's... very cool that you can build something as interactive and fluid as this in ~50 linesshow more

"The power is something that I don't know how... you can explain it. I just feel something burning in my hands when I try to find some f*cking chin and just crush them up." - Patrick Habirora 👑🏴‍☠️show more

🐹: jungkook can you pull down my pant leg... 🐰: *kisses his ankle instead* 🐹: AAARRRGHHH!! 🐿️: why why why? 🐹: i asked him to pull down the pant leg and he kissed my foot insteadshow more

"even match me if you can.." "oh my god... why did you watch that?" WILSON'S FACE I AM CRYINGshow more

Why can I not build??

i can see why fetuses watch this shit its entertaining

"i can see why you like him" I JUST... DID A FEW LINES OF THE LANGDONMEL COKE #thepittshow more

I keep seeing people say this kind of stuff... and I just can’t relate. This is my old rooftop and I only lived here for a year and I thought it would be criminal to not throw parties so I just went and did that shit. My old neighbors are still my friends (just did Friendsgiving!)show more

🐺: Nhu, why Nhu didn't go inside and hand... the eyeliner for me? 🐱: but i went inside a moment ago, and you chased me out 😾 🐺: Nhu is just so tiny, Nhu is this small 🤏 🐱: i went inside already and stood there so why did you chase me out, GaiZing? #PassengerNoXSeries #ZeeNuNewshow more

What is @Glyphscapes? How did I create it, and... why? ...and when can you collect one? Deep dive on my biggest project yet. 🧵 ↓show more