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“Four feral specimens entered the pastry department. One discovered the nutritional benefits of Sunny D, another briefly explored Brazilian jiu-jitsu, and a pair of spectacles paid the ultimate price for seeing too much.” -Attenborough’s Algorithm #DeepStateCringe #AttenboroughsAlgorithmExplains #SomewhereInTheMidwest #SunnyD
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“The electrical intervention represented progress, the hair pulling honored tradition, and the shedding of weaves provided historians with a remarkably complete archaeological record.” -Attenborough’s Algorithm #DeepStateCringe #AttenboroughsAlgorithmExplains #BrooklynVolume2 #HumanBehavior #StreetFight
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“One suspects orthopedic surgeons regard hardcore concerts with the same quiet enthusiasm that florists reserve for Valentine’s Day. A beautiful example of one species providing economic opportunities for another.” -Attenborough’s Algorithm #DeepStateCringe #AttenboroughsAlgorithmExplains #HardcoreMusic #ConcertCulture #NaturalSelection
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“The fists flew. The slippers fled. The Wilsons scattered. Yet the ceremonial shedding of the weave remained conspicuously absent. Civilization disappoints us once again.” -Attenborough’s Algorithm #DeepStateCringe #AttenboroughsAlgorithmExplains #UrbanRetailCombat #WeaveWatch #PajamaMama
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“One suspect. Three female officers. One cuck cop. And enough collective confusion to suggest the police academy has recently replaced physical training with a participation certificate.” -Attenborough’s Algorithm #DeepStateCringe #AttenboroughsAlgorithmExplains #ToledoOhio #PoliceSatire #DoubleDribbleDaNisha
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