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“Four feral specimens entered the pastry department. One discovered the nutritional benefits of Sunny D, another briefly explored Brazilian jiu-jitsu, and a pair of spectacles paid the ultimate price for seeing too much.” -Attenborough’s Algorithm #DeepStateCringe #AttenboroughsAlgorithmExplains #SomewhereInTheMidwest #SunnyD
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“The electrical intervention represented progress, the hair pulling honored tradition, and the shedding of weaves provided historians with a remarkably complete archaeological record.” -Attenborough’s Algorithm #DeepStateCringe #AttenboroughsAlgorithmExplains #BrooklynVolume2 #HumanBehavior #StreetFight
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“A routine shopping excursion becomes an unexpected lesson in emotional economics, questionable customer service, and the true cost of a dollar. Management may wish to reconsider the return policy.”-Attenborough’s Algorithm #DeepStateCringe #AttenboroughsAlgorithmExplains
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“By evening’s end, the merchandise had been scattered, the register assaulted, several farewell kicks exchanged, and the proprietor introduced to the uniquely American tradition of paying for everyone else’s poor decisions.” -Attenborough’s Algorithm #DeepStateCringe #AttenboroughsAlgorithmExplains #SomewhereMaryland #StreetAnthropology
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“Gigantor may not have won the fight outright, but she did become the first recorded mammal to pin both an opponent and a sports car in the same round.” -Attenborough’s Algorithm #AttenboroughsAlgorithm #DeepStateCringe #Gigantor #ParkingLotAnthropology #HumanBehavior
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