#deepstatecringe

“Four feral specimens entered the pastry department. One discovered the nutritional benefits of Sunny D, another briefly explored Brazilian jiu-jitsu, and a pair of spectacles paid the ultimate price for seeing too much.” -Attenborough’s Algorithm #DeepStateCringe #AttenboroughsAlgorithmExplains #SomewhereInTheMidwest #SunnyD
Deep.State.Cringe230,505 次观看 • 11 天前

“The electrical intervention represented progress, the hair pulling honored tradition, and the shedding of weaves provided historians with a remarkably complete archaeological record.” -Attenborough’s Algorithm #DeepStateCringe #AttenboroughsAlgorithmExplains #BrooklynVolume2 #HumanBehavior #StreetFight
Deep.State.Cringe266,583 次观看 • 21 天前

“A routine shopping excursion becomes an unexpected lesson in emotional economics, questionable customer service, and the true cost of a dollar. Management may wish to reconsider the return policy.”-Attenborough’s Algorithm #DeepStateCringe #AttenboroughsAlgorithmExplains
Deep.State.Cringe20,941 次观看 • 10 天前

“By evening’s end, the merchandise had been scattered, the register assaulted, several farewell kicks exchanged, and the proprietor introduced to the uniquely American tradition of paying for everyone else’s poor decisions.” -Attenborough’s Algorithm #DeepStateCringe #AttenboroughsAlgorithmExplains #SomewhereMaryland #StreetAnthropology
Deep.State.Cringe24,347 次观看 • 14 天前

“Gigantor may not have won the fight outright, but she did become the first recorded mammal to pin both an opponent and a sports car in the same round.” -Attenborough’s Algorithm #AttenboroughsAlgorithm #DeepStateCringe #Gigantor #ParkingLotAnthropology #HumanBehavior
Deep.State.Cringe70,113 次观看 • 1 个月前