Bear: “This is NIIIIIICE”

go back inside dude he will leave when he is done

★ ★ ★ ★ ★ "The wait was worth it" - Jose B.

No, I can hear by the tone of your accent. You most certainly have a weapon in that home……

this is how rich people live

“They are bad bears” his wife wants you to go out there and give it a good stern talking to. Oh good God, Almighty.

Black bears are usually more scared of you than you are of them I’ve ran into black bears mountain lions. You just gotta know what you’re doing. They’re not scary.

Omg I swear say fucking jacuzzi one more time...

Its just a black bear. Go slap his nose and tell it to leave.

You need to scare it off or it will keep coming back

🎶Look for the bare necessities The simple bare necessities Forget about your worrys and your strife

He's like "bro, don't be like that just because I'm a BLACK bear, just chill!"