Exclusive Interview With Senator Mitch McConnell

After Biden and now McConnell, I'm convinced everyone in government is either fully retarded or thinks we are

Looking great. Most energetic I've seen him in a while!

I was a hundred and twenty years old when I died, and my eye wasn't dim nor my natural force abated — long life on its own never told anyone what state I was actually in. Only being close to me did. — Moses (Deuteronomy 34:7)

He actually has turtle cuff links, proving he HAD a sense of humor back in the days when he was conscious. 🐢

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This is how I imagine the conversation went between @ScottJenningsKY and Mitch where “they talked” for 20 minutes about current events. I’m a bit dubious of those claims.

+This is really going to look bad when he really croaks. I admire your courage for this, in light of that.

Wtf poor guy. Hahahahaha

Lmfao 😂 the Babylon Bee cracks me up every time 🤣🤣🤣

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Haha

Definitely a "Weekend at Bernie's" moment.

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