the perfect Xmas cookie doesn't exi--

Bro trying to kill Santa

He never did bring me that Nintendo 64...

Give some to grandma and the rest of the fam.

After eating a cookie:

Yeah, you're going to be sitting down, for sure.

1 of those cookie gonna make me look like this

Christmas with Cthulhu

His stocking is waaaay too big for that 😂

Hard reset every Christmas. No more or less than an 8th. That post holiday glo up hits different.

Holidays are a great time for introspection and gratitude. It's the whole year ending, new one beginning, works so well with letting negative emotions go and new positive ones form, right?

😮

How many are you eating?

What kind of grinder is that?

Santa’s gonna be trippin balls

It’s even funnier when you understand the connection between psilocybin mushrooms and Christmas. 😂

Bro is about to have grandma seeing god earlt

Kids going to come downstairs to this

Me trying to turn the oven off

So these must be MAGICAL magic mushrooms - because for normal magic mushrooms the heat required to cook the cookies would destroy the “magic”. I’m filing this as “looks great on video, fails in common practice)….

That’s why the elves taste the cookies first they’re immune. Santa is too important.

Here

You da real MVP 👊🔥

santa gonna be trippin ballsacks lol

The sleigh has to fly somehow...

Once you throw them in the oven, wouldn't that release the "magic" part of them, if I'm understanding my chemistry correctly?

They would, but here, the mushrooms are only in the chocolate sauce, which goes like frosting on the cooled cookies. So yeah, all shud be good.

I follow her on instagram her page is so good with lots videos like this

dear santa, thank you for bringing me a 7-dimensional eldritch being as a pet last year. please don't give me anything this year.

I have never seen psylocibin mushrooms that big. What is that, Psilocybe ovoideocystidiata?

Oh, some of em get massive hey. These do look like some big boys tho. Definitely not a first-time grower.

Inconsistent dosing though.

Good lawd that's some big ass shrooms.

RIGHT? And the dude just calmly grabs a massive handful 😂

Like it's any other day for him and the shrooms lol

Heat destroys the active component..

It would, but this person didn't bake the shrooms. If you watch the video again, you'll see they just put the ground up shrooms into the chocolate sauce, which they spread on at the end, like frosting. So no heat goin near the shrooms here.

Good eye.

Yyyeeeesssssss✨🍄

bro put so much in 🍄 😂 they look really good shrooms too ❤️

@MatthewYardley7 Right? Healthy. Plump. And this guy just grabs a handful and seeends it 😂

What do you want for Christmas young man..? “An ego death.”