What an embarrassing mess.

He is literally turning into a Poundland Trump, the last one in the shop

He looks very bloated. I think he is a bit of a sot.

Is he charging for these endorsements? A kind of only fans for losers. He looks like the cirrhosis is kicking in.

If I were Boris, I would sue the person responsible for creating this video, as it features an inappropriate impersonation delivered by someone who appears to be inebriated and was seemingly plucked from the streets.

As David Hockney once said, if his face is like that, imagine what his scrotum is like? What happened to him? Has he been living under a bridge drinking Buckfast and menacing passing billy goats?

He looks terribly aged and haggard since leaving office. Good.

Looks like a corpse pulled from a river

William Hogarth would have a field day

Jesus. Look at the state of him. Too much champagne and rich food.