What would you do in this situation?

What would you do in THIS situation?

For some weird reason I just don’t believe that.

Pluto is bigger than that, just slightly smaller than the moon. If Pluto hit us, we’re all a goners.

Stand on my porch and jerk off

Nothing. This situation does not exist.

I would be glad that the earth was flat and that other planets are NASA fantasies.

Duck and cover.

That assumes the entire atmosphere is set off in a chain reaction. Not likely to happen - but the aftermath and fall out from the blast would be an extinction event for sure.

Hug the people closest to me. After that, it won’t matter.