You can't polish a turd.

James Blunt insulting James Blunt remains one of our favourite genres of X. 😂👏

But you can roll it in glitter.

You can and the Mythbusters proved it.

But you can roll it in glitter

You're gross🤢 Loved your music for years too😐

But you can roll it in glitter

Looks very nice but did you ever answer the cheese question?

Thought Gotye was back ..for a second...

Mate ,your music is not for me but id love to throw a few down with you. I think your a decent fella. Good luck too you.

Very pink floyd....circa back catalogue

I beg to differ Mr. Blunt.

I would 🤣

Michael Stipe look

You look a bit under the weather 😆

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.. but you can give it a f*cking good try! Great effort Jimbo!

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Have they tried rolling you in glitter?

@chesnewes You cant polish a turd 🤣

Sorry James but as an ex squaddie ( even a Rupert ) surely you know it is possible to bull ( polish ) anything ? 🙏🏻🇬🇧😁🔥

Well, at least you wouldn't stab a mate in the back if a stadium owning oligarch told you to fire him.

Yes, but if you feel like it you could probably put it in a shiny box.

Welcome to the Christian Bale club

Are you off helping Ed Sheeran out?

Farage is giving it a good try

You can have fun trying though

I could have done that in Photoshop for a tenner... 🤣

Every man and every woman is a star ;-) lolz

True.

Good thing you're not a turd then. Your line got me thinking. I've seen turds that are now rocks, and you can polish rocks, so in a way you can polish a turd, but it has to be millions of years old first.

Shitty Bumdust

But you can roll it in glitter

😅😂😂 you' re so funny , you named me ' funny Valentine ' in 1998 !