Deep.State.Cringe
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Observing, Mocking, & Documenting the fall of Western Civilization. #xennial -unaffiliated with Sir David Attenborough
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“Here, we observe a remarkable confrontation between maternal indignation and cardiovascular inadequacy. One combatant possesses superior agility. The other possesses sufficient mass to influence local weather patterns. Evolution remains unimpressed.” -Attenborough’s Algorithm #DeepStateCringe #AttenboroughsAlgorithmExplains #TheFastAndTheFamished #NaturalSelection #BackyardBrawl
Deep.State.Cringe554,826 views • 23 days ago
“Four feral specimens entered the pastry department. One discovered the nutritional benefits of Sunny D, another briefly explored Brazilian jiu-jitsu, and a pair of spectacles paid the ultimate price for seeing too much.” -Attenborough’s Algorithm #DeepStateCringe #AttenboroughsAlgorithmExplains #SomewhereInTheMidwest #SunnyD
Deep.State.Cringe234,488 views • 1 month ago
“The electrical intervention represented progress, the hair pulling honored tradition, and the shedding of weaves provided historians with a remarkably complete archaeological record.” -Attenborough’s Algorithm #DeepStateCringe #AttenboroughsAlgorithmExplains #BrooklynVolume2 #HumanBehavior #StreetFight
Deep.State.Cringe270,254 views • 2 months ago
“Gen X was raised without helmets, supervision, or the expectation that every conflict required an administrative hearing. Respect your elders. Some of them still remember when ‘find out’ was the second half of a complete sentence.” -Attenborough’s Algorithm #GenX #Tupelo #Mississippi #DeepStateCringe #AttenboroughsAlgorithm
Deep.State.Cringe219,942 views • 2 months ago
“One suspects orthopedic surgeons regard hardcore concerts with the same quiet enthusiasm that florists reserve for Valentine’s Day. A beautiful example of one species providing economic opportunities for another.” -Attenborough’s Algorithm #DeepStateCringe #AttenboroughsAlgorithmExplains #HardcoreMusic #ConcertCulture #NaturalSelection
Deep.State.Cringe40,764 views • 19 days ago
“The fists flew. The slippers fled. The Wilsons scattered. Yet the ceremonial shedding of the weave remained conspicuously absent. Civilization disappoints us once again.” -Attenborough’s Algorithm #DeepStateCringe #AttenboroughsAlgorithmExplains #UrbanRetailCombat #WeaveWatch #PajamaMama
Deep.State.Cringe47,053 views • 26 days ago
“Meanwhile, Deputy Depends witnesses the slow dissolution of the social contract from a distance deemed medically responsible. Order is a remarkably fragile concept once everyone believes they’re the one restoring it.” -Attenborough’s Algorithm #CanyonLake #California #DeepStateCringe #AttenboroughsAlgorithm #HumanNature
Deep.State.Cringe111,911 views • 2 months ago
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“One suspect. Three female officers. One cuck cop. And enough collective confusion to suggest the police academy has recently replaced physical training with a participation certificate.” -Attenborough’s Algorithm #DeepStateCringe #AttenboroughsAlgorithmExplains #ToledoOhio #PoliceSatire #DoubleDribbleDaNisha
Deep.State.Cringe28,387 views • 20 days ago
“LSU Homecoming. Where higher education meets lower instincts, the ceremonial shedding of the weave returns, and law enforcement introduces a rather persuasive extracurricular activity..” -Attenborough’s Algorithm #DeepStateCringe #AttenboroughsAlgorithmExplains #LSUHomecoming
Deep.State.Cringe31,118 views • 25 days ago
“New York remains one of the world’s great cultural melting pots, though occasionally the ingredients refuse to melt and simply begin stealing one another’s accessories.” -Attenborough’s Algorithm #DeepStateCringe #AttenboroughsAlgorithmExplains #NYCMeltingPot #NewYorkCity #StreetAnthropology
Deep.State.Cringe34,117 views • 1 month ago
“Gigantor may not have won the fight outright, but she did become the first recorded mammal to pin both an opponent and a sports car in the same round.” -Attenborough’s Algorithm #AttenboroughsAlgorithm #DeepStateCringe #Gigantor #ParkingLotAnthropology #HumanBehavior
Deep.State.Cringe71,689 views • 3 months ago
Notre Dame’s Fighting Irish took things literally. Paddy McRib vs. Natty-Lite Nancy in Canada’s liquor-store circus. “Civilization hasn’t collapsed. It’s lowered its standards.” -Attenborough’s Algorithm #DeepStateCringe #AttenboroughsAlgorithmExplains #PaddyMcRib #FightingIrish #canada
Deep.State.Cringe21,199 views • 27 days ago
“Two Edgars. Three Spider-People. One El Chonko. And an entire sidewalk of amateur cinematographers documenting mankind’s ongoing disagreement with natural selection. The Sinister Six have never looked quite so intellectually disadvantaged.” -Attenborough’s Algorithm #DeepStateCringe #AttenboroughsAlgorithmExplains #SixthStreet #MarvelParody #ComedyReels
Deep.State.Cringe24,137 views • 1 month ago