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Observing, Mocking, & Documenting the fall of Western Civilization. #xennial -unaffiliated with Sir David Attenborough

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“Four feral specimens entered the pastry department. One discovered the nutritional benefits of Sunny D, another briefly explored Brazilian jiu-jitsu, and a pair of spectacles paid the ultimate price for seeing too much.” -Attenborough’s Algorithm #DeepStateCringe #AttenboroughsAlgorithmExplains #SomewhereInTheMidwest #SunnyD
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“Four feral specimens entered the pastry department. One discovered the nutritional benefits of Sunny D, another briefly explored Brazilian jiu-jitsu, and a pair of spectacles paid the ultimate price for seeing too much.” -Attenborough’s Algorithm #DeepStateCringe #AttenboroughsAlgorithmExplains #SomewhereInTheMidwest #SunnyD

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230,505 views • 11 days ago

“Civilization is merely bad behavior awaiting sufficient voltage.” -Attenborough’s Algorithm #SanDiego #GaslampQuarter #DeepStateCringe #AttenboroughsAlgorithm #HumanNature
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“Civilization is merely bad behavior awaiting sufficient voltage.” -Attenborough’s Algorithm #SanDiego #GaslampQuarter #DeepStateCringe #AttenboroughsAlgorithm #HumanNature

Deep.State.Cringe

768,324 views • 1 month ago

“Three men entered with grievances, two removed their shirts, and one briefly sent his soul outside for a Newport.” -Attenborough’s Algorithm #DeepStateCringe #AttenboroughsAlgorithmExplains #DetroitVolume6 #ConeyIsland #ModernCivilization
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“Three men entered with grievances, two removed their shirts, and one briefly sent his soul outside for a Newport.” -Attenborough’s Algorithm #DeepStateCringe #AttenboroughsAlgorithmExplains #DetroitVolume6 #ConeyIsland #ModernCivilization

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249,314 views • 18 days ago

“The electrical intervention represented progress, the hair pulling honored tradition, and the shedding of weaves provided historians with a remarkably complete archaeological record.” -Attenborough’s Algorithm #DeepStateCringe #AttenboroughsAlgorithmExplains #BrooklynVolume2 #HumanBehavior #StreetFight
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“The electrical intervention represented progress, the hair pulling honored tradition, and the shedding of weaves provided historians with a remarkably complete archaeological record.” -Attenborough’s Algorithm #DeepStateCringe #AttenboroughsAlgorithmExplains #BrooklynVolume2 #HumanBehavior #StreetFight

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266,583 views • 21 days ago

“Gen X was raised without helmets, supervision, or the expectation that every conflict required an administrative hearing. Respect your elders. Some of them still remember when ‘find out’ was the second half of a complete sentence.” -Attenborough’s Algorithm #GenX #Tupelo #Mississippi #DeepStateCringe #AttenboroughsAlgorithm
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“Gen X was raised without helmets, supervision, or the expectation that every conflict required an administrative hearing. Respect your elders. Some of them still remember when ‘find out’ was the second half of a complete sentence.” -Attenborough’s Algorithm #GenX #Tupelo #Mississippi #DeepStateCringe #AttenboroughsAlgorithm

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217,002 views • 29 days ago

“Come for the acrylics. Stay for the eyelashes. Leave before the floor plan becomes negotiable.” -Attenborough’s Algorithm #PalmBeach #Florida #NailSalon #DeepStateCringe #AttenboroughsAlgorithmExplains
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“Come for the acrylics. Stay for the eyelashes. Leave before the floor plan becomes negotiable.” -Attenborough’s Algorithm #PalmBeach #Florida #NailSalon #DeepStateCringe #AttenboroughsAlgorithmExplains

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137,277 views • 22 days ago

“Some people don’t want justice. They just want everyone else inconvenienced enough to witness how right they are.” -Attenborough’s Algorithm #AttenboroughsAlgorithm #DeepStateCringe #HumanBehavior #NYCSubway #ModernCulture
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“Some people don’t want justice. They just want everyone else inconvenienced enough to witness how right they are.” -Attenborough’s Algorithm #AttenboroughsAlgorithm #DeepStateCringe #HumanBehavior #NYCSubway #ModernCulture

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195,976 views • 1 month ago

“Civilization is merely the brief interval between placing the order…and becoming the evening’s entertainment.” -Attenborough’s Algorithm #AttenboroughsAlgorithm #Chicagoland #PublicFreakout #CarryoutChronicles #DeepStateCringe
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“Civilization is merely the brief interval between placing the order…and becoming the evening’s entertainment.” -Attenborough’s Algorithm #AttenboroughsAlgorithm #Chicagoland #PublicFreakout #CarryoutChronicles #DeepStateCringe

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242,619 views • 2 months ago

“A fascinating reminder that baseball remains the only sport where the spectators occasionally require more officials than the players.” -Attenborough’s Algorithm #Chicago #WrigleyField #CrosstownClassic #DeepStateCringe #AttenboroughsAlgorithm
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“A fascinating reminder that baseball remains the only sport where the spectators occasionally require more officials than the players.” -Attenborough’s Algorithm #Chicago #WrigleyField #CrosstownClassic #DeepStateCringe #AttenboroughsAlgorithm

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105,332 views • 1 month ago

“Meanwhile, Deputy Depends witnesses the slow dissolution of the social contract from a distance deemed medically responsible. Order is a remarkably fragile concept once everyone believes they’re the one restoring it.” -Attenborough’s Algorithm #CanyonLake #California #DeepStateCringe #AttenboroughsAlgorithm #HumanNature
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“Meanwhile, Deputy Depends witnesses the slow dissolution of the social contract from a distance deemed medically responsible. Order is a remarkably fragile concept once everyone believes they’re the one restoring it.” -Attenborough’s Algorithm #CanyonLake #California #DeepStateCringe #AttenboroughsAlgorithm #HumanNature

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111,911 views • 1 month ago

“A routine shopping excursion becomes an unexpected lesson in emotional economics, questionable customer service, and the true cost of a dollar. Management may wish to reconsider the return policy.”-Attenborough’s Algorithm #DeepStateCringe #AttenboroughsAlgorithmExplains
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“A routine shopping excursion becomes an unexpected lesson in emotional economics, questionable customer service, and the true cost of a dollar. Management may wish to reconsider the return policy.”-Attenborough’s Algorithm #DeepStateCringe #AttenboroughsAlgorithmExplains

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20,941 views • 10 days ago

“By evening’s end, the merchandise had been scattered, the register assaulted, several farewell kicks exchanged, and the proprietor introduced to the uniquely American tradition of paying for everyone else’s poor decisions.” -Attenborough’s Algorithm #DeepStateCringe #AttenboroughsAlgorithmExplains #SomewhereMaryland #StreetAnthropology
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“By evening’s end, the merchandise had been scattered, the register assaulted, several farewell kicks exchanged, and the proprietor introduced to the uniquely American tradition of paying for everyone else’s poor decisions.” -Attenborough’s Algorithm #DeepStateCringe #AttenboroughsAlgorithmExplains #SomewhereMaryland #StreetAnthropology

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24,347 views • 14 days ago

“Gigantor may not have won the fight outright, but she did become the first recorded mammal to pin both an opponent and a sports car in the same round.” -Attenborough’s Algorithm #AttenboroughsAlgorithm #DeepStateCringe #Gigantor #ParkingLotAnthropology #HumanBehavior
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“Gigantor may not have won the fight outright, but she did become the first recorded mammal to pin both an opponent and a sports car in the same round.” -Attenborough’s Algorithm #AttenboroughsAlgorithm #DeepStateCringe #Gigantor #ParkingLotAnthropology #HumanBehavior

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70,113 views • 1 month ago

“Civilization is often described as a thin veneer. On Brady Street, it appears to have been applied with a single coat.” -Attenborough’s Algorithm #Milwaukee #BradyStreet #DeepStateCringe #AttenboroughsAlgorithm #HumanNature
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“Civilization is often described as a thin veneer. On Brady Street, it appears to have been applied with a single coat.” -Attenborough’s Algorithm #Milwaukee #BradyStreet #DeepStateCringe #AttenboroughsAlgorithm #HumanNature

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29,608 views • 28 days ago

“By Chicago standards, four rounds of combat, intermittent nudity, and several displaced wigs may still qualify as an admirable display of civic restraint.” -Attenborough’s Algorithm #AttenboroughsAlgorithm #DeepStateCringe #Chicago #31stBeach #StreetAnthropology
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“By Chicago standards, four rounds of combat, intermittent nudity, and several displaced wigs may still qualify as an admirable display of civic restraint.” -Attenborough’s Algorithm #AttenboroughsAlgorithm #DeepStateCringe #Chicago #31stBeach #StreetAnthropology

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39,372 views • 1 month ago

“A fascinating reminder that diplomacy remains perfectly viable right up until someone discovers the patio furniture.” -Attenborough’s Algorithm #FoldingChairDiplomacy #DeepStateCringe #AttenboroughsAlgorithm #HumanNature #ConflictResolution
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“A fascinating reminder that diplomacy remains perfectly viable right up until someone discovers the patio furniture.” -Attenborough’s Algorithm #FoldingChairDiplomacy #DeepStateCringe #AttenboroughsAlgorithm #HumanNature #ConflictResolution

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24,867 views • 29 days ago

“Some vacations create memories. Others create evidence.” -Attenborough’s Algorithm July 2019 — A family argument in Disneyland’s Toontown erupted into a viral brawl that resulted in arrests, criminal charges, and internet immortality. #Disneyland #ViralAnthropology #InternetHistory #AttenboroughsAlgorithm #DeepStateCringe
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“Some vacations create memories. Others create evidence.” -Attenborough’s Algorithm July 2019 — A family argument in Disneyland’s Toontown erupted into a viral brawl that resulted in arrests, criminal charges, and internet immortality. #Disneyland #ViralAnthropology #InternetHistory #AttenboroughsAlgorithm #DeepStateCringe

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61,678 views • 3 months ago

“Civilization is often measured not by how we behave when things are orderly, but by how quickly the trousers disappear when they are not.” -Attenborough’s Algorithm #Tacoma #PublicTransit #PeopleWatching #CaughtOnCamera #AttenboroughsAlgorithm
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“Civilization is often measured not by how we behave when things are orderly, but by how quickly the trousers disappear when they are not.” -Attenborough’s Algorithm #Tacoma #PublicTransit #PeopleWatching #CaughtOnCamera #AttenboroughsAlgorithm

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30,115 views • 1 month ago

“Two men fought for dominance while the surrounding civilization fought for vertical framing.” -Attenborough’s Algorithm #StMarksPlace #EastVillage #NYC #StreetFight #DeepStateCringe
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“Two men fought for dominance while the surrounding civilization fought for vertical framing.” -Attenborough’s Algorithm #StMarksPlace #EastVillage #NYC #StreetFight #DeepStateCringe

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36,382 views • 2 months ago

“Naturalists remain divided on the purpose of bear-mace in a habitat almost entirely devoid of bears. The local population, however, appears to have reached a consensus.” -Attenborough’s Algorithm #MeanwhileInMinnesota #StPaulMinnesota #BearMaceDiplomacy #GhostPepperspray #AttenboroughsAlgorithm
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“Naturalists remain divided on the purpose of bear-mace in a habitat almost entirely devoid of bears. The local population, however, appears to have reached a consensus.” -Attenborough’s Algorithm #MeanwhileInMinnesota #StPaulMinnesota #BearMaceDiplomacy #GhostPepperspray #AttenboroughsAlgorithm

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43,794 views • 3 months ago