“Here, we observe a remarkable confrontation between maternal indignation and cardiovascular inadequacy. One combatant possesses superior agility. The other possesses sufficient mass to influence local weather patterns. Evolution remains unimpressed.” -Attenborough’s Algorithm #DeepStateCringe #AttenboroughsAlgorithmExplains #TheFastAndTheFamished #NaturalSelection #BackyardBrawl

This is fucking hilarious. You gotta appreciate the wordplay here.

“Like a hungry hippopotamus being coaxed toward an all you can eat buffet” — CLASSIC!!!!!

Several hundred pounds of misplaced confidence

Looks like a prison uniform. Appropriate.

TYPICAL UNEDUCATED UNEMPLOYED GHETTO SHITHEADS ABSOLUTELY No fucking upbringing whatsoever CRIME IS ALL THESE MOTHER FUCKING GHETTO SHITHEADS KNOW HOW TO DO … You can take the shithead out of the ghetto BUT YOU CAN NEVER TAKE THE GHETTO OUT OF THE SHITHEAD

Damn she ripped her whole side of braids down to the scalp.

LaFonda 🤣 I just watched a bodycam video on YouTube and the thief was called LaFonda!! You can’t make this up!

I was particularly amused by the lumbering cardio antics by the ‘striped poly-rhino’ but sadly didn’t get to see ‘The Ceremonial Shedding of the Weave’. Drat.

Pattern recognition?

Haha I got to the death roll 😳😂

You cawl muh babuh pussay stank! 😂😂😂

The lumbering McBiggie 😂😂😂

It’s a crime that we have to go to work to support these things

Bravo Good Sir, Bravo.

"LaFonda yanks Biggie's braids so violently, her great-grandmother experienced an unexpected headache in 1947" 💀💀💀

Mc Biggie hambuglar 🤣

this is Fanny as fuck 😂😂😂😂

We need to put these orcs in the arena snd monetize their behavior

So clever

Why can’t my NY Giants get her as a nose guard? Clogs up 3 running lanes at the same time? The Rangers can suit her up and plop her in front of the goal.

Makes me sad that 90% of blacks won't be able to laugh at this simce they won't understand 2 in 10 words

HaHaHa

Best. Thing. On. The. Internet. Thanks, Elon

Alligator death roll

😂🤣😂🤣😅😁😅😂🤣

The A.I Sir David Attenborough narrator made me piss myself laughing.😳😱😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Damn! Looked like an old twin mattress rolling around on the ground. What an exercise in humanity…

Mcbiggie hamburgler...lmao

Just make her walk. 🤣😂🤣😂. Sir, thank you for this shit!

There is a lot of violence in section 8 housing