Deep.State.Cringe
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Observing, Mocking, & Documenting the fall of Western Civilization. #xennial -unaffiliated with Sir David Attenborough
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“Four feral specimens entered the pastry department. One discovered the nutritional benefits of Sunny D, another briefly explored Brazilian jiu-jitsu, and a pair of spectacles paid the ultimate price for seeing too much.” -Attenborough’s Algorithm #DeepStateCringe #AttenboroughsAlgorithmExplains #SomewhereInTheMidwest #SunnyD
Deep.State.Cringe230,505 次观看 • 11 天前
“The electrical intervention represented progress, the hair pulling honored tradition, and the shedding of weaves provided historians with a remarkably complete archaeological record.” -Attenborough’s Algorithm #DeepStateCringe #AttenboroughsAlgorithmExplains #BrooklynVolume2 #HumanBehavior #StreetFight
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“Gen X was raised without helmets, supervision, or the expectation that every conflict required an administrative hearing. Respect your elders. Some of them still remember when ‘find out’ was the second half of a complete sentence.” -Attenborough’s Algorithm #GenX #Tupelo #Mississippi #DeepStateCringe #AttenboroughsAlgorithm
Deep.State.Cringe217,002 次观看 • 29 天前
“Meanwhile, Deputy Depends witnesses the slow dissolution of the social contract from a distance deemed medically responsible. Order is a remarkably fragile concept once everyone believes they’re the one restoring it.” -Attenborough’s Algorithm #CanyonLake #California #DeepStateCringe #AttenboroughsAlgorithm #HumanNature
Deep.State.Cringe111,911 次观看 • 1 个月前
“A routine shopping excursion becomes an unexpected lesson in emotional economics, questionable customer service, and the true cost of a dollar. Management may wish to reconsider the return policy.”-Attenborough’s Algorithm #DeepStateCringe #AttenboroughsAlgorithmExplains
Deep.State.Cringe20,941 次观看 • 10 天前
“By evening’s end, the merchandise had been scattered, the register assaulted, several farewell kicks exchanged, and the proprietor introduced to the uniquely American tradition of paying for everyone else’s poor decisions.” -Attenborough’s Algorithm #DeepStateCringe #AttenboroughsAlgorithmExplains #SomewhereMaryland #StreetAnthropology
Deep.State.Cringe24,347 次观看 • 14 天前
“Gigantor may not have won the fight outright, but she did become the first recorded mammal to pin both an opponent and a sports car in the same round.” -Attenborough’s Algorithm #AttenboroughsAlgorithm #DeepStateCringe #Gigantor #ParkingLotAnthropology #HumanBehavior
Deep.State.Cringe70,113 次观看 • 1 个月前
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“Some vacations create memories. Others create evidence.” -Attenborough’s Algorithm July 2019 — A family argument in Disneyland’s Toontown erupted into a viral brawl that resulted in arrests, criminal charges, and internet immortality. #Disneyland #ViralAnthropology #InternetHistory #AttenboroughsAlgorithm #DeepStateCringe
Deep.State.Cringe61,678 次观看 • 3 个月前
“Naturalists remain divided on the purpose of bear-mace in a habitat almost entirely devoid of bears. The local population, however, appears to have reached a consensus.” -Attenborough’s Algorithm #MeanwhileInMinnesota #StPaulMinnesota #BearMaceDiplomacy #GhostPepperspray #AttenboroughsAlgorithm
Deep.State.Cringe43,794 次观看 • 3 个月前