Morning bathrobe rant: bad code.

This is what 50 years of coding does to a person.

Got fresh coffee? We do.

Another one

I've never written bad code in my life. Of course, smarter me reading my own code I wrote a year ago disagrees, but I ignore him, he hasn't met the version of me coming to read his code in another year yet.

I've seen the opposite: the boss doesn't want me to clean the code.

That’s it, I need to buy a bathrobe

"we just need to release a prototype, we'll get back to technical dept (later) , you can also skip tests" oh boy I heard that a lot

Those who know there is a world beyond big tech. And it's worse.

Bad code is a treasure trove for the funniest comments

Through the darkness of coding past the magician longs to see. One chants out between two worlds, “Fire walk with Uncle Bob Martin”

> shed the risk > from yourself