Morning bathrobe rant: Micro Services.

uncle bob ranting in a bathrobe as a microservice would fix me

Got fresh coffee? We do.

Please uncle Bob never stop, you make my day, everyday 🤣

a voice of reason in the endless sea of senior architects and students defending microservices with their lives on the line

Do "Serverless" next please.

But how else can we cause endless needless problems for bargain basement engineers to struggle over solving?

I found a GIF that summarizes this new format 😂

I'm sending this to my architect 😂😂😂😂

I completely agree. I was on the services hypetrain for a while, but then I realized a single server binary does the job just fine. And it actually cut down my deployment costs. (One simple VPS!) Now, I do like to use modules in my Gradle build to "decouple" parts that way.

"You can decople your functions without putting sockets in between them". A-fucking-men. Used to work with a guy who thought "decopuling == putting stuff in different freaking processes". Terrible approach, leads to crazy absurd complexity for no reason (unless really necessary).

but i wanna stick sockets in between them