Microsoft sales reps selling MDE while the Crowdstrike users... are still downshow more

Biden's brain is powered by Microsoft #Crowdstrike

#Microsoft #Windows #crowdstrike IT employees who took leave today

#Microsoft #Windows #crowdstrike IT Employees right now 😂😂😂

The gals are sittinnnnnnn 👀 I still have birthday... sales :)show more

4-6 reps: Every rep contributes to mechanical tension 8-12... reps: First 5 reps are a warm-up, last 3 reps actually matter 15-20 reps: Congratulations, you're testing muscular endurance while pretending it's hypertrophy Pick the range where you're not lying to yourself.show more

The Savannah Bananas are selling out Coors Field while... the Rockies are 30-86 (via Savannah Bananas)show more

Look at a Tesla sales team’s own cars —... all Teslas. They are selling what they truly love.show more

How to fix your computer if you are affected... by the crowdstrike crashshow more

New personal best. 1st 100 reps - 18 mins... 2nd 100 reps - 16 mins 3rd 100 reps - 16 mins 4th 80 reps - 10 mins Total: 380 reps in 60 mins Here's the last set. Still a lot in the tank to do more.show more

🚨#BREAKING: A significant Microsoft outage has occurred, causing major... issues to dozens of services and affecting thousands to millions of users nationwide 📌#Nationwide | #Worldwide Currently, taking place a significant Microsoft outage is affecting thousands to millions of users nationwide, limiting access to various services. Many users report that their computers have either shut down or displayed a blue screen. This outage is impacting major banks, international airlines, Gmail, Amazon, and emergency services, causing multiple 911 outages in several US states. The disruption has led to widespread IT issues and frustrations. This situation is still developing.show more

"while you're down there, would you mind blowing me?"... "I think we're still on the air, Jim" "Hahahahahaha no we're not, are we?"show more

President Trump on potential sales of the F-47 aircraft:... “Certain allies, we’ll be selling them, perhaps, toned down versions, we’d like to tone them down about 10%, which probably makes sense, because someday, maybe they're not our allies, right?”show more

The girls that still dance while the Greeks are strolling:

BREAKING: Bud Light boycott is not slowing down as... sales worsened for the sixth consecutive week for the beer giant. Bud Light sales were down 24.6% for the week ending on May 13th when compared to the year prior. Coors must be happy about the Bud Light catastrophe considering their sales are up 23.2% for the same time frame. Modelo Especial sales are also up 10%. This is the most insane boycott I have ever seen. Go woke, go broke.show more

Many users are still unaware of the fact that... Grok Imagine is completely free. Try it now, it’s awesome.show more

MICROSOFT CARBON BROWSER 🔥 We've been granted $25,000 to... build upon Microsoft Azure's tech stack and bring the power of fast browsing to even more users! Now we're backed by the Microsoft Startup Foundation— $25K in credits, expert support and the tools to take $CSIX to the next level! LFG #CarbonBrowser 💯show more

While most of the Web3 space is still focused... on recycling the same users, Boost is rewriting the playbook. We are building the infrastructure to seamlessly bring creators, brands, and communities into Web3. …without any friction and minus the learning curve 👇show more

Still the highest selling female rapper for the record.